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Old 09-21-2007, 03:45 PM
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I saw this boat docked in a Long Island harbor:
DIXIE NORMOUS
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Old 09-21-2007, 05:20 PM
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I always loved "Happy Hooker"
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Old 09-21-2007, 06:09 PM
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if your boat has twin engines ive always liked " MISS GOODY TWO SCREWS "
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Old 09-21-2007, 06:34 PM
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We call ours "Drinkin' Problem"
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Saw one the other day in Key West called "Flaming Transom".
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Old 09-21-2007, 07:31 PM
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'URINE TROUBLE'

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Old 09-21-2007, 08:34 PM
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friends wife name is Dawn!
Friends boat name is "CRACK OF DAWN"
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Old 09-22-2007, 02:57 AM
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Old 09-22-2007, 05:34 AM
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On a very large, very sleek, very fast, very loud inboard belonging to a local doctor:

"No Patients!"
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Old 09-22-2007, 08:38 AM
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Our latest, which goes along with partners boat "Mango Tango".

Friend did a low budget, spray paint redo on a forty year old runabout, complete with "wings", actually stenciled the name on the side. "Pheces". Really brought down the house when he went by. It did the name justice.

Debated names around the happy hour bar, when the wives aren't listening..........
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:12 AM
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on a buddy's dad's boat (who is also a Disney fan, go figure): Dream Chaser

another local: Hoosier Mama
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:30 AM
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One of my favorites - On the New River in Ft Lauderdale. Cirrhossis of the River (with a martini glass) - I'm sure he Doesn't get pulled over much!
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Old 09-22-2007, 10:44 AM
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On a 80 foot Ferretti Yacht belonging to a Lady the name was "WAS HIS"


And on a 22 CC "DON'T PANIC" Upside down in very large letters
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Old 09-22-2007, 12:40 PM
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2 friends with the following boat names:

DIXIE WRECK

SHIP-FACED

Not sure about the first name but the second one is a perfect fit.
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Old 09-22-2007, 01:44 PM
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My sons friend got an old beater for free from his uncle and cleaned it up and repowered it. Then he put the name "CAPSIZED" on it upside down so if it were, you would know it. Thought that was pretty d@mn funny

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Old 09-22-2007, 03:14 PM
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Mine is the "BaitWaster"

I also like "UNSINKABLE III"
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"Blood Vessel"
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Old 08-23-2008, 07:35 PM
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"Sea Spaniel"
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Old 08-23-2008, 08:17 PM
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Friend of mine has a pontoon boat in Pensacola named "Village Idiots"
They met another boat at the Flora Bama named "Town Drunks"
That was a fun day!
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:01 PM
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theres a nice 80' yacht i see almost everytime out, name on transom "poverty sucks"
last boat was 'chasin tail, the new boat MIGHT be chasin tail 2
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