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Old 08-13-2018, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by trojan11m View Post
Ours is Berth Control. It has worked well for us lol!
That's fantastic. Original, I'd think.
Old 08-13-2018, 03:11 PM
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I talk about catching pompano all the time even though I haven't caught many. I've wanted to name my boat: Pompano Circumstance.
Old 08-13-2018, 03:22 PM
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Knew a guy dating a girl named wendy. She wanted to get married, so he named his boat "WENDY'S RING"
Old 08-13-2018, 03:40 PM
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Two boats ago I purchased a super clean little Robalo/Honda 1820 from an aquaintance that has a marina, was part of a divorce settlement. When I took it back for some 'we owe' repairs and picked it up the work order had the name the previous owners had given it: 'Endless Memories'. After I was done puking I towed it home and my buddies and I performed an exorcism on the hull.
Old 08-13-2018, 08:16 PM
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On my everglades 260 "The Flying Deutschman" last name Deutsch.

on the bass tracker TX 17 beater creek boat poor mans flats boat I covered the b with electrical tape and call it the ass tracker. I love that little boat. Lol
Old 03-12-2019, 02:30 PM
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Once saw "Reel Knotty" coming up the ICW. Thought that was pretty terrible.
Old 03-12-2019, 02:59 PM
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At my dock...
Old 03-12-2019, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by pastaman1234 View Post
There was a boat on the Jersey shore in the 90's called "Joey butta-fluke-o"
Is that an entrant for best or worst? Docked next to "Amy Fish-Her"?
Old 03-12-2019, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Flybull View Post
At my dock...
R. Kelly....is that you?
Old 03-12-2019, 05:25 PM
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"no name"
Old 03-12-2019, 05:45 PM
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During economic meltdown recovery my buddy bought a small boat and named it The Stimulus Package
Old 03-12-2019, 06:03 PM
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Trying to sell the wife on "Gender Reveal" or "All Knees on Deck"
Other frontrunner for the boat was "The Nick-R Rig" (my name, hahaha)
Old 03-12-2019, 06:04 PM
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The name on Prince Jeffrey of Brunei 's Feadship..

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Old 03-12-2019, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Yellow Fever View Post
I quoted you because your screen name reminded me of this.
"Yellow Fever" was the name of our first power boat we had as kids. A 13' runabout-don't remember the brand, that was...yellow! Our very first boat was a Sunfish sailboat that we named "We Like It". Hey we were young.
Old 03-12-2019, 06:21 PM
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Saw a boat at the marina the other day owned by a local legal firm. Name on boat: "Policy Limits".
Old 03-12-2019, 06:24 PM
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I think the funniest I’ve seen is “Balls Deep”
Old 03-12-2019, 06:52 PM
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Humble Cum Owed
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My 17' Release running an Evinrude 150hp is called "Quick Release"... I remember one big sport fisher in the keys called "The Lucky Sperm"
Old 03-13-2019, 08:04 AM
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I strictly fish on mine so I called it Fillet N Release. Was going to go with Predator but decided not.
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