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Old 09-22-2015, 11:48 AM
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A friend of mine had a 28 Cat he affectionately named the Camel Toe.... I don't get it ...
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Old 09-22-2015, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Michael D View Post
A friend of mine had a 28 Cat he affectionately named the Camel Toe.... I don't get it ...
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Old 09-22-2015, 12:48 PM
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My dads boat was called the "Too Small II"


He always said his previous boat was too small so when he got a larger one his neighbor gifted him one of those lifesaver throw able rings with the name embossed on it. The name stuck.
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Old 09-23-2015, 06:21 PM
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My wife gets upset when quick morning fishing trips turn into an all-day, yardwork's-not-getting-done adventures, or when I'm racing thunderstorms back to the dock, so the kids came up with the name. When I go out in the boat, I'm in "BIG TROUBLE"
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Old 09-23-2015, 07:07 PM
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My parents used to own a 18' Marshall cat boat (sailboat). Never got an official name but the running joke was "mom's name" pussy.
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Old 09-23-2015, 08:38 PM
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I named mIne after my wife "Reel Disturbed" I get a lot of comments and have yet to see another boat named the same.
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Old 10-03-2015, 02:14 PM
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The name of my boat is John 21:3
That is a verse in the Bible.
Look it up.
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Old 10-03-2015, 02:55 PM
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Old 10-03-2015, 04:38 PM
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When I was younger a friend bought a Sea Ray with an awesome cabin just to bring girls back to. He named it "Offshore Drilling"

I saw (3) "Andiamo"s before noon one day.
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Old 10-03-2015, 05:45 PM
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Good name indytriker
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Old 10-03-2015, 05:51 PM
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Told Her Twice

In reference to the bad off taste joke. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you told her twice already.
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Old 10-03-2015, 07:28 PM
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Years ago an employee suggested "Steelin' Time". He said I was in the steel fab and machining business, and the only way I was going to get time to use it was to steal it from something else that needed doing. 29 seasons and 13,000 plus hours later he was right.....lol
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Old 10-03-2015, 07:38 PM
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Cash Drain (was a 50-60' sporty...)
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Old 10-03-2015, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by indytriker View Post
The name of my boat is John 21:3 That is a verse in the Bible. Look it up.
Cool name!
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Old 02-11-2016, 06:55 AM
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tender: "contract"
big sport fisher: "change order"
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Old 02-11-2016, 07:13 AM
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"Ship Faced"...True Story, family member named their boat this, sent in the paperwork and all and then realized that in addition to it not being the in the best of tastes, if calling in an SOS, it would probably sound pretty odd and possibly as a prank if the captain over the radio said "this is Ship Faced and we are going down!"
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Old 02-11-2016, 07:38 AM
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Can we add "Afunday" to the list of bad names?

I think Physalia or Physalis would be a great name for a Sailboat or a sportfisher, both come from the scientific name of the Portugese man o war.
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Old 02-11-2016, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by indytriker View Post
The name of my boat is John 21:3
That is a verse in the Bible.
Look it up.
Ha! Someone on THT suggested this verse to me, hence the name of my boat.
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Old 02-11-2016, 01:25 PM
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Worst: I used to pass a little wake boat one the way to work called "full of seamen"
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Old 02-11-2016, 03:12 PM
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my brothers and i split our salmon fishing boat...we call her Grievance Committee
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