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Old 08-14-2015, 10:24 AM
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I have a jet boat that I'm going to call "She's a Squirter"
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Old 08-14-2015, 09:58 PM
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My wife named our boat before we got engaged, "Shoulda been a diamond".
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Old 08-16-2015, 12:14 PM
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I saw one I wish I came up with, didjabringabeeralong.

After a few incidences land based fishing, me and my mates got labelled Team Tangle, so I thought I would make that stick to the boat.

A friends boat is named the Rainbow Princess, not sure what category you put that one in???
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Old 08-16-2015, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Nortical View Post
I saw one I wish I came up with, didjabringabeeralong.

After a few incidences land based fishing, me and my mates got labelled Team Tangle, so I thought I would make that stick to the boat.

A friends boat is named the Rainbow Princess, not sure what category you put that one in???
No offense to your friend but if I seen that name my first thought would be the boat owner was gay!
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Old 08-16-2015, 01:31 PM
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This is the boat name I picked and I like it. I have a friend that runs a charter on Lake Erie and every time he has a fish on his line he yells HOOKED UP so I kind of named the boat after him.
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Old 08-16-2015, 01:40 PM
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I refinanced my house and named my last boat "Sea Equity"
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Old 08-16-2015, 02:31 PM
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Old 08-16-2015, 03:40 PM
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Some that I've observed here in Miami-Dade -- first, the ones I liked:

Soul Rebel
Duppy Conqueror
Sugaree
Agape

And the ones that leave you saying "C'mon MAN!"

Balls Deep
Long 'N Strong
Fish Taco
Anything with Knot, Reel, Mistress, Office, or Other Woman.

The innuendo and the cliche wears on me.
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Old 08-16-2015, 03:49 PM
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favorite I've seen was MT wallet
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Old 08-16-2015, 07:24 PM
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My boat came with "get shorty" on the sides in ugly colored vinyl. M first thing I did was peeled it of only to find damn nice airbrushing underneath. Just plain terrible.
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Old 08-16-2015, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Bsullivan403 View Post
My boat came with "get shorty" on the sides in ugly colored vinyl. M first thing I did was peeled it of only to find damn nice airbrushing underneath. Just plain terrible.
I bought a Mako and the guy had huge decals that covered almost the whole sides of the boat.

"SEA HAG"

The problem is when you take off the decal there is that "ghosting" in the fiberglass that seems to stay forever.
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Old 08-16-2015, 08:32 PM
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Didn't read through all of the names here so maybe this one's been covered, but I bought my last boat on an auction. I was going to name it CAVEAT EMPTOR, but decided it might be hard to sell. Still trying to come up with a name.
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Old 08-16-2015, 08:41 PM
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Seen one around these parts with giant stickers down both sides that read (and I kid you not): "Slut Lyfe"

It's a wakeboard boat, obviously. And towed by a lifted chevy diesel with rockstar wheels, a stack, and Yeti stickers on the back window...obviously.
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Old 08-20-2015, 07:02 PM
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Saw one years ago in south Florida named "Zsa Zsa Gaboat"...
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Old 08-22-2015, 12:50 PM
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Best: Busted Flush (Hammer's Boat - The detective series)

My Boats:

- Mithril (17' Grumman canoe)

- Seeker (15' Grumman canoe)

- Boatacious - (14' John boat W/ 5 Fishfinders)

- The Funky Troll (Grady 228G Seafarer)

- 10' RIB ... Unnamed as of now but thinking about "The lounge"
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Old 08-26-2015, 01:29 PM
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I still like my buddy's:

LOOSE TOOL

(say it fast 3 times)
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Old 08-26-2015, 01:40 PM
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Any pun with "sea", "knot" or "nauti" has been done hundreds of times and is too cliche.

One of the best ones I saw was "Fluke and Rally".
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:13 PM
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Saw a bow picker up here years ago, Big Ten Inch.
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:17 PM
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Was a run about/ski boat down here in the California Delta for many years called "Clam Lips".
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:45 PM
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I agree using Sea Knot and Nauti is lame but I don't see anyone calling out Salty. Thinking of naming mine Salty Dawg. I'm a landlocked Ga boy, for now.

Nothing to see here gator fans. Keep moving.
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