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Old 07-15-2015, 04:36 PM
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Saiboat in my area ===> OCEAN QUEEN
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Old 07-15-2015, 06:37 PM
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The wife won't go for it.
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Old 07-15-2015, 06:46 PM
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Old 07-15-2015, 07:07 PM
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The Old Penn Yan I had was named Pocket Change.
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Old 07-15-2015, 07:14 PM
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Worst, Dennis Rodman's old boat, Sexual Chocolate.
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Old 07-15-2015, 08:10 PM
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I've seen a couple of boats named "On The Rocks". I get the whole double entendre thing. But I just couldn't bring myself to name my boat "On The Rocks" any quicker than I could name it the Titanic.
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Old 07-15-2015, 08:13 PM
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I saw a boat in Sebastian, Fl named "MY BOAT".
At least you can't loose it!
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Old 07-15-2015, 08:27 PM
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Not sure if mentioned yet, but I saw one in Captiva (redfish pass) that said:

Wasted Sea-Men
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Old 07-15-2015, 08:30 PM
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About 30 odd (or thereabouts, time gets by) years ago, Kenny Stabler (God rest his soul) had a cigarette boat he would cruise around the orange Beach / Perdido Bay Area (I think he had a place in Ono). It was all black (or red?) always loaded with beautiful ladies, and the name in cursive red (or black?) was
"Sin or Swim".
Always thought it was the best boat name!
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Old 07-15-2015, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by signmansez View Post
Anything with knot, knotty or knotical in it! (I won't even letter a boat with that in the name)
Knot e-Sea to give business to someone like you since that is precisely the name of our boat...and with good reason too. To each its own. Seriously now, are you in the graphics and boat lettering business? If so, you shouldn't care much what the names are as long as you're making money and getting referrals.
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Old 07-15-2015, 09:46 PM
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sailboat: "Blow Me"

Seen 2x already on different boats.

I'm beginning to hate naming boats in general, unless it has to be because it's a documented vessel.

Anything in the name containing "Reel" is an especial turn-off. Some names are witty, most are obvious and have hundreds with the same name.

After my divorce, I considered naming the boat "Ex-Lacks"...but didn't.
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Old 07-15-2015, 09:59 PM
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Actually saw a boat at the holiday Isle Sand Bar last week named "Drugs and Guns".

If anybody knows this boat or person, I would really like to know why someone would name their boat Drugs and Guns.
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Old 07-15-2015, 10:00 PM
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Old 07-15-2015, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by chimmike View Post
Wife 'n I went to FSU.

"Fishin' Nole"
My wife and I also went to FSU and our boat is Reel Nole.
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Old 07-15-2015, 10:20 PM
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I'd like to name a boat Opium but don't want the potential hassles it'd bring.
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Old 07-15-2015, 10:34 PM
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I'm seriously contemplating naming mine 'The Fish Kill'.
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Old 07-16-2015, 02:42 AM
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"My Yot" , as in Toy spelled backwards
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Old 07-16-2015, 03:12 AM
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Since my boat purchase is a reward for a complete home remodel that has taken 2 years, I will be naming my next one 'Low Expectations' ..........
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Old 07-16-2015, 03:26 AM
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"Crack Oar" - Saw this one on ESPN during an Offshore Race. Announcers had a hard time with it.
"Pole Dancing"
"Crooked Hooker"
"Circle Hooked"
"F***'N Off" - My brothers bass boat...Fish'n Off lol
"Hook Spit" - My boat named after my deceased grandmother because she used to always spit on her hook for good luck.
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Old 07-16-2015, 03:42 AM
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I know I know... Mine is "Reel PA"... so flame away at the 'reel' part but mine relates to my family.

Growing up my grandfather who I was really close to would always say 'you're a real pa' (pain in the ass). He is no longer living so that's where my boat name comes from!

I like it cause no one except my immediate family understands what my boat name means - and I am perfectly OK with that!
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