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Old 04-08-2012, 07:27 PM
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:46 PM
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My little 14 ft aluminum Seaking is named "The Canoli". I'm Italian and this little boat is my sweet treat!
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Doug in Bermuda View Post
Gotta admit 'Minnow' is a corny name but my tourboat was the MINNOW.

I really did offer 3 hour tours. I never got lost but the boat was almost a total once when it broke loose in a cat 3 hurricane.

It sucks, but every time I look at this pic, I think "man that water sure looks nice..."
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Old 04-11-2012, 07:07 AM
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The worst !! Happy Hooker , Reel anything , G- Spot , And the best ever Camel Toe !
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Old 04-11-2012, 08:06 AM
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Captain friend of mine ran a boat for a doctor for a few trips. The name of the boat was "Open Wide" the doc always made it a point te tell everyone that asked, that he was not a dentist!
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:21 AM
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Captain friend of mine ran a boat for a doctor for a few trips. The name of the boat was "Open Wide" the doc always made it a point te tell everyone that asked, that he was not a dentist!
gynecologist?
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:53 AM
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Some people I know bought their first boat recently. They were undecided about a name but went ahead and made their first "unassisted" voyage. Evidently they had some learning curve issues. When they got back they were asked if they came up with a name. The wife said she had decided to call the boat "Summer's Eve" after her husband because he had been such a douche all day.
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Old 04-19-2012, 06:57 AM
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My first boat back in 2002 (17' tin boat) was named "Bottom Knocker".

New boat is "Burnin' Daylight" but have not applied letters yet.

Heard this phrase as a kid when my dad took me to see John Wayne in "The Cowboys".

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Old 04-19-2012, 06:58 AM
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Love Boat.. The owners last name was Love
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Old 04-19-2012, 02:13 PM
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I'm considering 'Sea Senor'.

As a former motorcyclist, loud pipes more than once made a clueless motorist aware of my presence. Kinda levels the playing field, if you will.

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Old 04-19-2012, 03:29 PM
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Mine is VISITATION. Every time the pastor ask why i wasn't in church, i tell him i was out on VISITATION..
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Old 07-10-2012, 01:23 PM
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Saw father, mother, and 10 year old son loading this boat up with supplies this weekend. Check out the customization on the engines.

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Old 07-10-2012, 01:34 PM
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Old 07-10-2012, 02:17 PM
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We had to come up with a new name for the documentation, so I looked and looked and most were really cheesy. We wanted to keep it fun though and a friend suggested the new name, Yeah Buoy! . It'll be even better if we have a son as my wife is expecting, awkward if we have a girl. Either way we like the name.
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Old 08-02-2012, 12:45 PM
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Old 08-02-2012, 04:05 PM
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We have it narrowed down to 4 names.

"Driving Miss Crazy"
"Marine Won" Wife was navy and also Presidents helo (i'm a Marine Avionics guy)
"Always Beachin"
"Knot Aweigh"

Any feedback would be helpful
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Old 08-02-2012, 04:52 PM
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Old 08-02-2012, 06:07 PM
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:48 PM
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My first motor boat was an old beat up 70's Whaler just like the one in Larry the Cable Guy's back yard so I named him "Larry." Its too ugly to be a female name.
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Old 08-02-2012, 08:12 PM
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I thought of naming my boat Purgatory, as in the fish were in purgatory, but then started thinking about the fact that I might jinx myself.
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