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Old 03-27-2012, 01:16 PM
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I have a 27' grady white...I have yet to name her after 5 years...however, I did buy a t-top storage bag for the bow side of the t-top and in large letters it says "T-Bag"

Being 48 and not up on the s. fla lingo, I was coonfused why other boats would drive by and all would point and laugh...probably assuming that was also the name of my boat...

Recently I was with my girlfriend and some friends - one was gay - and after hearing a joke, I learned why people are laughing at the name...
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Old 03-27-2012, 01:17 PM
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wet dream(s)
feng shui ?
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Feng Shui is Chinese for Wind and Water

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Old 03-27-2012, 03:20 PM
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Comfortably numb.
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Old 03-27-2012, 03:44 PM
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Being an avid rabbit hunter and working with close tolerances at work, my choice for my new (to me) Grady was ....

"Sea-Hare".......but the SWMBO thought different......
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Old 03-27-2012, 06:44 PM
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I know the "knot" thing is overplayed, but I thought "salty knots" was pretty good.
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Old 03-27-2012, 06:48 PM
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I'm sure this is on here somewhere but saw one awhile back called "BASS TO MOUTH"... I got a good laugh at that one
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Old 03-27-2012, 07:23 PM
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There's a boat down in shellmans bluff, ga called 'sea Alice'. I thought it was pretty funny when I saw it.
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Old 03-27-2012, 10:39 PM
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Best name I've ever seen is 'TUNA JIHAD'
Was the World Cat the boys who run Bloodydecks had.
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Old 03-28-2012, 11:09 AM
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Old 03-28-2012, 12:14 PM
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Haven't named her yet as I just had her delivered, but my boat will be named "Unc's Leg-a-Sea", named after my uncle who taught me boating.

Problem is, my boat is ice blue, so I can already see people confusing the name with some love-affair with the University of North Carolina. Oh well.
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Old 03-28-2012, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by amarshall View Post
Took this picture off Provincetown MA one day.... I laughed.

From a few pages back.

Two guys fishing in a small skiff, rainbow flag flying and "Ruff Riders" on the side of the boat.
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Old 03-28-2012, 01:50 PM
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Like one that was posted earlier I, too, saw a boat named "Myassis Dragon".
I have also seen boats named: "The Endless Expense" and "My Paychecks"
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Here's my last two 290 Sundancers. I have a Chaparral 29 now and considering "another dirt oar"

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Old 03-28-2012, 08:54 PM
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This is my friends boat. He keeps it behind my house. He's superstitious and is afraid to change the name that was on his boat when he bought it. One day before we go out on the boats, I'm going to stick a large "VA" in front of the name that's on there.
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Old 03-29-2012, 04:22 AM
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" Whisper "on the transom of a sailboat, "sshhhhh" on the side of it's tender.
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Old 04-02-2012, 03:05 PM
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Default I think I'll name my 266 World Cat This:


That was Rodney Dangerfield's (Al Czervik's) boat name in "Caddyshack".
"Move over Swanson, I'm driving!" See the boat name at :26

With a We're in the Money horn on it too.

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Old 04-02-2012, 03:41 PM
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Old 04-02-2012, 07:52 PM
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Default boat name

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Old 04-03-2012, 10:00 AM
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Just named my new one: NOT 2 NIGHT
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Old 04-03-2012, 12:59 PM
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On a go-fast, one for the bad dept.

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