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Old 09-19-2007, 09:21 AM
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Friends had an old Chris Craft cabin cruiser named "Muff Lure"
I had 16 foot fiberglass v hull that sank when it filled up with rain water at the dock, named "Titanic"
Cousins boat was named "Wetness"
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Old 09-19-2007, 09:31 AM
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:05 AM
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My friends boat was named Mike Hunt.
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:45 AM
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BEST......LipSnatcher, BlewByYou, Squid Marks, and RodFather
WORST.......Chicken Ship, Da Bait, and Black Pearl
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:54 AM
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Saw a beautifully restored wooden cabin cruiser - name across the stern "Sportin' Wood"
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Old 09-19-2007, 10:57 AM
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how about...
"Liquid Asset"
"Aqua-holic"
"Reel Jerk"
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Old 09-19-2007, 11:23 AM
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I had a roommate in college who had an old 17' trihull with a 75hp Chryler. I guess the brand name was 'Bass Bandit' as it had this lettered on the side. On days we went skiing and hanging out at the lake he would take tape and cover up the B in Bass so now we were in the A$$ Bandit.
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:20 PM
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DavidG - 9/19/2007 11:23 AMI had a roommate in college who had an old 17' trihull with a 75hp Chryler. I guess the brand name was 'Bass Bandit' as it had this lettered on the side. On days we went skiing and hanging out at the lake he would take tape and cover up the B in Bass so now we were in the A$$ Bandit.
Ive seen a similar one.. A$$ Master.



There is a "muff diver" I have seen.



Usually anything starting with "Reel" is lame but I like that "Reel Jerk"
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Old 09-19-2007, 12:44 PM
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I saw a great boat name on a recent trip to California:

"Dances with Waves"
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:41 PM
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Saw one in Key West flying a rainbow flag named "Colon Conquistador"
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Old 09-19-2007, 02:29 PM
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a name we made up for my buddies sail boat was, keel'n time
"clear prop" or "captain chaos"
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Old 09-19-2007, 02:52 PM
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my fav is a charter out of Morehead City, NC... "Bill Collector"
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:04 PM
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"Murphies Law"
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:17 PM
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Heart surgeon with boat named "Flatline".
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:24 PM
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My dads old mako was "Ga$ Pain$" My boat is the "Brass Ring"... named by previous owner. I'm either gonna erase and go with "Ga$ Pain$ II," or erase the "Br" off brass. We've called her the "Ass Ring" since i bought her a few years ago. Leaning toward the Ga$ Pain$ II due to what hangs off the transom. Gotta love those carbs!

Muff Diver out of OC MD is awesome. #1 Hooker is good. 36Seas is a great name too. I used to see a boat in Lewes, DE called "Cardiac At-Rest"

I agree, worst names have nauti... or reel... in them. If i see one more reel-addiction...!
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:53 PM
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Morning Wood

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Old 09-19-2007, 03:58 PM
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There is a sail boat in my marina named 'Weasel Dix'
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:06 PM
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:18 PM
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The best (that I can remember offhand):

Two beautiful refurbed wooden Chris Crafts docked next to each other call Wood Knot and Wood Two.

For a fishing boat, I've always liked Strike Zone. My wife likes Bite Me but I don't care for it.

The worst: Pimpin ain't easy. Worst part is he had an identical 4 Winns as my boat. I moved to the other side of the beach quickly.

Still haven't decided on a name for our latest boat. I liked Pinnacle Relief but the Admiral didn't. We'll work on it.
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:04 PM
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Worst - Hard Licker - with a Rollling Stones tongue painted next to the name. Try to explain that one to the kids.
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