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Old 06-12-2011, 01:59 PM
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Worst: Buddies of mine had an old rig they called Sea Douche
When I bought my first bought, the guy named it Friendship II. I kept it for the first year I owned it, and friends razzed me endlessly (justifiably). Needless to say I changed it to Tricky Dick, which i my nickname for my son.
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Old 06-12-2011, 02:57 PM
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My boat's named for my wife Dawn... While the name's been used many times, we thought applying the Coppertone Girl (minus the dog) gave new meaning....

I guess my next boat will be named Crack of Dawn (2nd GENEration)... for me

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Old 07-21-2011, 10:57 AM
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Default WOW this isn a old thread!

But a funny one. I have 4 kids, Brian, Andrew, Corynne and Kelly.

Thinking of naming the boat, Back -4- More

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Old 07-21-2011, 12:55 PM
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Our lake boat is: "DayTripper", like the song

Our Ocean Boat is: "Mystic Lady", its on the Mystic River.

My all time favoite though, was "Fountain of Youth" and that was on a Fountain Speed Boat!

Then there was:
Summa Humma
Blue-By-You
Son-Of-A-Beach
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Old 07-21-2011, 01:03 PM
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My old 38'Topaz came from Indian River Inlet and it was named IV Play......The guy had four sons who used it to take their mistress's to on the weekends......they barely fished......I removed it minutes after we hauled it out after taking delivery!.....New name was Cajun Martini.....
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Old 07-27-2011, 04:01 PM
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I was reading a thread...maybe this one, I'm not sure but I really like Hoof Hearted.
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Old 07-27-2011, 05:14 PM
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friends boat named "Storm Magnet" and it is....

Little 7ft row boat I saw pull up to a Tiki Bar named "Row vs Wade"
nearly pissed my pants
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Old 07-27-2011, 06:02 PM
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Worst= "Stinky Pinky" YES I actually seen a boat with that on it last weekend here in Tampa Bay...I have to admit I did laugh my a$$ off.....

But then again my nickname is Big E so I named my boat "Big Frickin E" my wife hates it...so I get more boatin time with my buddies.....

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Old 07-27-2011, 06:16 PM
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I have a 201 liberator with tru hull exhaust named humble rumble.
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DAMN!!! Now maybe I want to re-think my boats name?? I was going to "bastardize" the Boston Whaler logo. I'm naming my little custon BW flats boat "Nauti Girl" putting Nauti in the place of Boston, and Girl in the place of Whaler. (Not trying to hijack a thread).
you drew a harpooned whale at the end of the harpoon. A little sick I guess.
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Old 07-27-2011, 10:58 PM
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"DIVORCE"

Can't beat that!!
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Old 07-28-2011, 05:42 AM
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I should explain first that I'm a clinical psychologist who often treats adults/couples with domestic violence issues and children with conduct disorders.

For my next boat, I was considering "Anchor Management" (until I saw it in this list, is it a "best" or "worst" name?).

My vote for "worst name": I saw a boat named "Cunning Linguist" on the ICW when I lived in South Florida.

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Old 07-28-2011, 06:33 AM
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EAST INFECTION must be the worst ever.
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I could never do it, but I LOL @ clam slammer cause that's what happens every time I go fishin
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Old 07-28-2011, 07:35 AM
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how about "HerRing"

thinking of nameing my boat that
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Old 07-28-2011, 09:14 AM
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If i ever start to like sailboats and buy one I'll call it
AWEIGH FROM YAWL
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So I don't really fish yet, and am a hockey goalie. Thinking of 'empty net'. But thinking that may not help my resale chances.
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Old 07-28-2011, 10:26 AM
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Bow Movement
Now that's a good one...
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Old 07-28-2011, 11:53 AM
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For all you people that don't like names of boats with REEL in them tough s#@#
Don't ask me to go fishing.
"Reel Selective"
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