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Old 05-14-2019, 08:05 PM
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“Fissues”, “reel anything”, “knot anything” etc are all just stupid. I don’t get why people name their boats these dumbass names. Do you think people look at your boat and think it’s clever or funny. No, they dont. Newsflash, It’s stupid and you look like an idiot. I saw three or four of these last weekend. It’s dumb.
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Reel Gay

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I amuse myself thinking of one of these guys getting caught in a storm, losing power, and having to call the CG:

uh..Coast Guard, calling the Coast Guard, this is Purple Veiner, Purple Veiner, do you copy?

Uh, Roger, Morning Wood, this is the Coast Guard, copy you loud and clear. Morning Wood, what seems to be your problem...over.

You collided with vessel Filled with Semen, is that correct? What is your position, over
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Originally Posted by Bullboxer View Post
“Fissues”, “reel anything”, “knot anything” etc are all just stupid. I don’t get why people name their boats these dumbass names. Do you think people look at your boat and think it’s clever or funny. No, they dont. Newsflash, It’s stupid and you look like an idiot. I saw three or four of these last weekend. It’s dumb.
Take the stick out of your ass. It's not your boat so why do you care?
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Old 05-14-2019, 09:40 PM
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My boat is the Chubby Hooker. I get a kick out of calling on the vhf. Life is too short to get bent out of shape about boat names.
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Old 05-15-2019, 02:25 AM
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who friggin cares about someone elses boat name.
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Why don’t you share the name of your boat so we can all tell you how stupid we think it is. There’s a 39 YellowFin at my marina named Reelentless , I can promise you nothing about that boat looks stupid. The internet gives everyone a voice, unfortunately.
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I'm wondering about the names put on thier boats when they are so concerned about others.

It takes a while to come up with unique and fitting.
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Originally Posted by Rags View Post
who friggin cares about someone elses boat name.
life wouldn’t be spicy without a tad of stupid mixed in....... just a tad.
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Kind of like usernames, wouldn't ya think ?
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Names should fit.

"Chillin" goes on you party barge not your 100 mph offshore speed boat.
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If you think those are stupid , go to a horse race.
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If you think those are stupid , go to a horse race.
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Originally Posted by Bullboxer View Post
“Fissues”, “reel anything”, “knot anything” etc are all just stupid. I don’t get why people name their boats these dumbass names. Do you think people look at your boat and think it’s clever or funny. No, they dont. Newsflash, It’s stupid and you look like an idiot. I saw three or four of these last weekend. It’s dumb.
Oh crap...I knew I should have asked you if it was okay for me to name my boat that I make the payments on....damnit, I'm sorry.

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Thanks for the post above. I forgot to add “nauti” to it. It’s a play on the word naughty but you spell it “nauti” because it’s really “nautical” which is sooo clever. Man, how do people think of that.

Just find in’s it amusing how dumb some people are with their boat names.

People that use those words for boat names are the same folks that ride around with fenders hanging over the side
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Originally Posted by Bullboxer View Post
Thanks for the post above. I forgot to add “nauti” to it. It’s a play on the word naughty but you spell it “nauti” because it’s really “nautical” which is sooo clever. Man, how do people think of that.

Just find in’s it amusing how dumb some people are with their boat names.

People that use those words for boat names are the same folks that ride around with fenders hanging over the side
Actually "Nauti" was a play on "Nauticstar" and you're right, I didn't put a whole lot of thought into it...nor do I give a crap what anybody thinks about it.

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Originally Posted by Bullboxer View Post
Thanks for the post above. I forgot to add “nauti” to it. It’s a play on the word naughty but you spell it “nauti” because it’s really “nautical” which is sooo clever. Man, how do people think of that.

Just find in’s it amusing how dumb some people are with their boat names.

People that use those words for boat names are the same folks that ride around with fenders hanging over the side
I think you are cool bro - I don't care what all the other stupid people on this thread say. You go boy!
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Old 05-15-2019, 04:58 AM
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OP what is your boats name?
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