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Old 05-15-2019, 09:39 PM
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Sandy Vagina would be a good boat name
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Old 05-16-2019, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted by NC_Native View Post
I like Renn Tolman's (designer and builder of the Tolman Skiff) response when someone asked him why his boat didn't have a name. He replied "A boat is a tool - you don't name your hammer, do you?"
Thor named his Mjölnir. If it works for a Norse god or Marvel superhero. . . . Well. . . Maybe someone should name their boat Hammer. Better than naming it Tool.
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Old 05-16-2019, 04:00 AM
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Old 05-16-2019, 05:52 AM
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You make payments on a boat? good god your next in line for the roast!
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Old 05-16-2019, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by hjorgan View Post
I own a Sea Chaser. Just stuck at "Pu" in front of the logo. Now it's the "PuSea Chaser". If you don't like it, I don't care.
Of of course we don't have to like it, but we do get to laugh at it
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Old 05-16-2019, 08:07 AM
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Old 05-16-2019, 08:10 AM
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There was a boat that used to come into Montauk the name was "Rescue Me" often wondered about the motivation for that name.
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Old 05-16-2019, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bullboxer View Post
“Fissues”, “reel anything”, “knot anything” etc are all just stupid. I don’t get why people name their boats these dumbass names. Do you think people look at your boat and think it’s clever or funny. No, they dont. Newsflash, It’s stupid and you look like an idiot. I saw three or four of these last weekend. It’s dumb.
KNOTONCALL boat name here. Guess I'm part of the dumbass, stupid, idiot crew. Thanks for the newsflash
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Old 05-16-2019, 09:08 PM
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Yea that’s a stupid name.

Ree thrill. Reel addiction. Reel time. Reel gay.

Amazing people think these are clever. Almost every first time boat owner or dork does this. I just shake my head and think what an idiot the owner is and they don’t even know it.
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Old 05-16-2019, 09:24 PM
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I reckon everyone should conform to what your idea of “cool” is. I dont get why folks are so concerned with what other people do or name their stuff. I”m pretty sure they really dont give a rats A what you think. Maybe everyone should check with you on what is is “cool” or not. Me, I will just fish on my boat while you’re over there bitching about other peoples boat names. Dang millenials.
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Old 05-16-2019, 09:48 PM
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He only thinks it to himself then hides behind a keyboard

No balls....
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Old 05-17-2019, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Bullboxer View Post
Yea that’s a stupid name.

Ree thrill. Reel addiction. Reel time. Reel gay.

Amazing people think these are clever. Almost every first time boat owner or dork does this. I just shake my head and think what an idiot the owner is and they don’t even know it.
man, you need to get laid! I actually have pity for you that you let things such as other people’s boat names effect you.

Here are mine: Knot Reely Fishing and Gettin Unwound. If you ever see one at your dock, come on by. I will buy you a beer. You can then me about all the other stupid stuff I do. 🖕🏽
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Old 05-17-2019, 04:44 AM
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I'm going to put knot in my boat name just to give this guy another sleepless night lol
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Old 05-17-2019, 05:01 AM
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I agree these names are reely knot clever or original and I don't like them but I would not have started a thread about it. There is one that I see fairly often that makes me want to scrape it off the side of the boat (Hey Bouys) but I'm guessing the owner likes it and I'm also guessing someone out there doesn't like mine.
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Old 05-17-2019, 05:45 AM
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Originally Posted by fish772 View Post
I agree these names are reely knot clever or original and I don't like them but I would not have started a thread about it. There is one that I see fairly often that makes me want to scrape it off the side of the boat (Hey Bouys) but I'm guessing the owner likes it and I'm also guessing someone out there doesn't like mine.
What's your boat name....fish772 maybe
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Old 05-17-2019, 05:48 AM
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"P Magnet"
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Originally Posted by Bullboxer View Post
Yea that’s a stupid name.

Ree thrill. Reel addiction. Reel time. Reel gay.

Amazing people think these are clever. Almost every first time boat owner or dork does this. I just shake my head and think what an idiot the owner is and they don’t even know it.
Yours should be "Nauti Bullboxer"
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Old 05-17-2019, 06:39 AM
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I don't agree with some of the "stupid" names chosen by the OP, but honestly, I do appreciate a lot of the really stupid boat names, only because it tells me who I should have my children avoid while we are on the water. Otherwise how would one know before it was too late?
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Old 05-17-2019, 06:43 AM
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I admit I’m just trying to get my ten posts so I can post a picture (WTH) but this thread is actually entertaining
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Old 05-17-2019, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted by SWF Pontoon Angler View Post
What's your boat name....fish772 maybe
nope, "Gotta Go" and I have seen it once or twice in the past five years on other boats but it was original for me and there is meaning behind it that ties into my line of work, however there is no variation of any reel, knot, nauti, etc. that has not been done to death and that also means that this thread Offends a very large number of boaters who have chosen to use those names .
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