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Old 02-10-2005, 08:22 AM
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seahawg
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Default RE: That chick is hot

Shag,
Talk about double standards, here's an old joke.

Boy comes home from school, and his Mom asks how his day was. He says great, I had sex with my teacher. She scolds him and tells him to go to his room and wait for his father to get home. Dad gets home and comes up to his room. He says "Your Mom tells me you had sex with your teacher today." Boy says "Yes sir". Dad says well you are 15, and Mom's just don't see things the same way. Tell you what, I'm going to buy you that new bike you've been wanting. They go down to the bike store, and come out with a shiny new red bike. The boy starts to push it home. The Dad asks, "Aren't you going to ride it home?" The boy replies, "Nah, my @ss is too sore"

Ouch!
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