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Old 01-09-2011, 10:01 AM
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maybe this had something to do with it ?

A Green Bay Packers Fan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on

his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and

orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has

produced a typical Green Bay baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the

Packer Fan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks,

like I said, my boy's a typical Green Bay baby boy.

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of

"WOW!". One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're

the father of that typical Green Bay baby that weighed 25

pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two


So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What

happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Green Bay father takes a slow swig from his Leinenkugel's beer, wipes

his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,

"...Had him circumcised!"