Thread: Just thinking.
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Old 04-15-2008, 03:31 AM
Themis Sal
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Default Re: Just thinking.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

Have you ever noticed that their stuff is sheiit and your sheiit is stuff?

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

No one knows whatís next, but everybody does it.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

What year did Jesus think it was?

The planet is fine. The people are fukcked.

Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

You canít argue with a good blowjob.

(All of these are Carlin)

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