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Old 10-12-2007, 07:41 AM
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Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New Orleans Saints.

Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado?
A: The Superdome - they never have a touchdown there .

Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Baton Rouge have a professional football team?
A: Because then New Orleans would want one.

Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints & a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."