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Old 06-09-2007, 11:19 PM
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Captain Sid
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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> 1. Innovative
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> 2. Preliminary
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> 3. Proliferation
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> 4. Cinnamon
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> THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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> 1. Specificity
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> 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
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> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
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> 4. Transubstantiate
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> THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
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> 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
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> 2. Nope, no more booze for me.
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> 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
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> 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
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> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
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> 6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
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> 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
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> 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no
> coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
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> 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
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> 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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