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Old 01-22-2007, 11:58 AM
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Afishinado
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Default Re: SUNDAY JOKE OF THE DAY ~

Jersey Girl

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."

An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.

The Jersey Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer and drinks
it, throws her glas s into the air, pulls out her gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her glass. She says, "In New Jersey we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.

God Bless America!
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