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Old 05-18-2018, 11:20 AM
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Bront Antwoord
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Default Lies we tell......

This one might come back and bite me in the ass later, you know how most all parents lie to their kids about Santa Claus and the Easter bunny, well I took it one step further.




My oldest kid, Now 13, figured out at age 5 what a chucky cheese is, he got a birthday party invitation and we went.... he loved it, of course..... but my wife and I hated it, I love my children, but I pretty much hate everybody else’s little snot nose brats because of how disrespectful and mean they are...... anyway, ever since that trip when he was five years old and a single child, he has wanted to return. But now here comes the lie, ever since then we told him we cannot go to Chucky cheese because it is a private club, And you can only go in with an invitation........ to this day, any time we drive by one he comments how great it would be if we could get an invitation to go back. Or asks if we could get a membership, I told him memberships are by Invitation only as well. 😂😂😂😂




I will see you all in hell. I am driving the express bus there in about 30-40 years....


what is one of your best? Or worst? 😂
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