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| Wet-n-Wiley | A Boat is a hole in the water, surrounded by fiberglass, into which you throw money! | | |
| SIM | BOAT....Bring Out Another Thousand!! | | |
| WFOFISHING | give a man a fish feed him for a day/teach a man to fish feed him for a lifetime | | |
| Shorty | Well Mr. Carpetbagger, we have something around here called a Missouri boat ride | | |
| FishinWuf | I'm a member of PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals! | | |
| thubert57 | I work so that I may boat! | | |
| Busters Competition | Who cares, I scheduled this trip with the wife and we're going somewhere rain or shine. | | |
| ruggerdude | "Back home, we got a taxidermy man, he's gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!" | | |
| Long Run | Go hard or go home, if you pass out, check out. | | |
| Everready | 10% of the fishermen catch 90% of the fish !!! | | |
| Century 2201 | Take a kid fishing | | |
| jsherman | I NEED THT!! | | |
| lannyard | A smooth sea never made for a skillfull sailor...lannyard | | |
| rainmaker | Three things in life that are certain; death, taxes, and TOM @ bennett trim tabs | | |
| Raider Ron | Just fish Baby! | | |
| Wolakrab | If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets. | | |
| capt_dalton | You say I'm a compulsive fishing freak like that's a bad thing | | |
| capt_dalton | I do what the voices in my tackle box tell me | | |
| HOTSPOT | Other people learn things when I drink..... | | |
| jamesbfishin | Vegetarian, Indian term for a bad fisherman | | |
| twentynine | Here hold my beer, and watch this. (famous last words) | | |
| Bailey Boat | "May the most you wish for be the least you receive" (Shelton Adams) by Bailey Boat | | |
| endorfin | The solution to most problems is to first go fishing | | |
| fredvial | you have to fish where they live...and be present to win. | | |
| randy lewis | i think we gonna need a bigger boat | | |
| captainrich | Anything short of impact is a success. | | |
| captainrich | The world's best bilge pump is a scared boater with a bucket. | | |
| Doug in Bermuda | Never approach a dock faster than you can afford to hit it. | | |
| Tabman | In theory, practice and theory are the same, but in practice they are diffrent. (Larry McVoy) | | |
| dilligafda | GOD does not deduct from a man's alotted time, those hours spent fishing. | | |
| Enough Already | It'll make sense when it happens. . . | | |
| surfcooter | CAPTAIN...one SMART enough to drive a boat and STUPID enough to think it's important! | | |
| captainrich | All things in moderation, INCLUDING MODERATION! | | |
| Ben Had | THT'ers can pick the fly sh!t out of the pepper | | |
| jsherman | This is an object-oriented system. If we change anything, the users object. | | |
| Themis Sal | Spaulding, get your foot off the boat! - Ted Knight (Caddyshack) | | |
| Snapper Head | Naw, its okay,,, its always made that sound. | | |
| fandango515 | It's 0:Beer thirty! | | |
| rainmaker | " Man you should've been here yesterday" | | |
| HOTSPOT | It's 5 o'clock somewhere........... | | |
| thomasfxlt | My wife told me to pick. It's her or fishing from now on. I'm gonna miss her! | | |
| swrock | If you can't run with the big dogs stay on the porch | | |
| Greg Manning | Ain't no room in the woods for lying dogs | | |
| tigreen | Even a bad day fishing beats a good day at the office. | | |
| skypoke | I got a boat for my wife. What a great trade! | | |
| Kamper | I'm not a boat expert, I just read THT. (Kamper) | | |
| jtburf | HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. | | |
| auguste | THT Addiction Counselling - - - Monday and Wednesday nights | | |
| Fubar512 | The two times fishing is at its best, is just before you arrived and right after you left. | | |
| Fubar512 | You think you used enough dynamite there, Butch? | | |
| Hooper | To Be the Man, You Gotta Beat the Man | | |
| auguste | A boat without a ding or four is not being used | | |
| Capt. John | "The fastest way to make something obsolete is to buy it" | | |
| TheBoatGuy | When your out go exceeds your income, your upkeep is your downfall! | | |
| arctekmarine | so what you are saying is, its exactly the same but completly different...... | | |
| Reel-Rascals | The only way that boat could do 40mph ... would be behind a tow vehicle! | | |
| MONSTAWHALA | The longer I fish, The luckier I get!! | | |
| HOTSPOT | If you ain't loosin' stuff, you ain't fishin' | | |
| Tiger Rag | Ramming Speed! ~Daniel Simpson Day | | |
| Tiger Rag | Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son! ~ Dean Vernon Wermer - Faber College | | |
| Biff123 | It is a theoretical impossibility to catch fish without beer. | | |
| Semi | There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." | | |
| Semi | I owe the government $3,400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat. | | |
| seaclusion | Remember, not all crazy folks are locked up! Some own boats! | | |
| FLScout172 | Remember- Birds do not walk on water! | | |
| hirize | "No matter where you go there you are" | | |
| stauter99 | If people concentrated on the important things in life, there would be a severe shortage of fishing poles!!!!! | | |
| geminiII | A smooth sea never made a skillfull sailor. | | |
| kmacker69 | Life is tough, tougher if your stupid. | | |
| crozz001 | The sea is my life, my life is the sea, treat her right, respect her ways, live to enjoy another day!! | | |
| drydock | I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. | | |
| DD | If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough | | |
| Knot2shy | "Ain't no such thing as a small, simple job!!!" | | |
| trouty | First - Walk a mile in my shoes! Then you have a free pair of shoes and a 1 mile head start! ;o) | | |
| trouty | Red sky in morning, Sailors take warning. | | |
| trouty | Rainbow to windward, foul fall the day; Rainbow to leeward, rain runs away! | | |
| trouty | Mackerel skies and mares' tails, Make tall ships take in their sails. | | |
| trouty | When halo rings the moon or sun, Rain's approaching on the run. | | |
| trouty | Beware the bolts from north or west;In south or east the bolts be best. | | |
| HOTSPOT | The Truth, The Hull Truth, and nothing but the Truth | | |
| rainmaker | You can't save people from themselves | | |
| trouty | I drink in 'Moderation', it's a long drive, but the beers cheap & always ice cold! | | |
| reelcatch | That's the way the cookie crumbles! | | |
| hotrods | Fish or get off the water!!!!! | | |
| MisconductOIB | Give a man a fish & he will eat for a day.Teach a man to fish & he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day! | | |
| RichardB | I never hold a grudge. Once I get even with the SOB I forget the whole thing. | | |
| Knot2shy | Fishy, Fishy, Bite my Hook! You be dinner, I be COOK! | | |
| trouty | You don't have to be certifiably crazy to own a boat, but it sure helps a bunch! | | |
| Semi | Fishing: A jerk on one end of a line, waiting for a jerk on the other end... | | |
| CJS | If you lend a person $20, and never see him again, it was worth it. | | |
| BIGnUGLY | Dad! Are we sinkin?! | | |
| supermegayacht | What's wrong with this dang blasted machine? | | |
| kiwiboatbuilder | If you want to make a small fortune building boats, start with a big one! | | |
| fishie1 | The fish are smaller here but . . . there's less of 'em | | |
| fishfam | Everyone should believe in something...I believe I'll go fishing! | | |
| kev-n-tim | Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. | | |
| Capt. John | Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments can't be displayed in a federal buildin | | |
| Capt. John | Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I have stayed alive | | |
| eolos | A fishermans plate is six days empty and one day full. | | |
| Biff123 | The cruise liner QE2 moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns. | | |
| knotsurfing | All of the easy work has been done so shut up and get back to work! | | |
| 33pounder | he ain't afraid of hard work, i seen him sit down right in the middle of it. | | |
| inthepocket | Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. | | |
| inthepocket | Beauty is only a light switch away | | |
| inthepocket | Make love, not war.-Hell, do both GET MARRIED! | | |
| inthepocket | If voting could really change things,it would be illegal. | | |
| Hooper | No man has lay on his death bed and wished he spent more time at work | | |
| TNJ | When the real estate agent says its an "improving neighborhood" and you're the improvement, it's time to move. | | |
| TNJ | Marriage is a serious commitment...you might be talking about a good 4 or 5 years of your life. | | |
| gw204 | There are two ways to do everything....right and over. | | |
| r1dermon | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. | | |
| Cracker | "My dad is a T.V. repairman. He has an awsome set of tools, I can fix it." Jeff Spicoli | | |
| fishie1 | All women are alike- might as well keep the first one, its cheaper than divorce | | |
| foster | This is the most fun I ever had with my clothes on. | | |
| trouty | Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper which was very dangerous to all his men". | | |
| trouty | Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. | | |
| trouty | Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He Wrote Donkey Hote. | | |
| trouty | The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Since then no one ever found it. | | |
| trouty | "I see, I see, it all comes back to me now", said the blind man to the deaf fellow, as he pee'd into the wind! | | |
| eliotburrows | Once you go Cat you'll never go back (Eliot - nana's couch 2 GB2670) | | |
| bluedevil | Never assume...becuase it makes a ASS out of U and ME! | | |
| Bullshipper | If you pop a beer at the dock at 6 am they call you a sportsman, do it at home and they call you a drunk. | | |
| In Too Deep | Salmon, the other pink meat. | | |
| Mango34 | "If no one sticks on their necks for their beliefs or dreams, then they will never be able to catch the fresh | | |
| Bullshipper | Heavy fishin line: If they're dopes, then feed ´em the rope" | | |
| r1dermon | "i think we need a bigger boat" | | |
| Squid Row | No matter how hard you work, you can't fix dumb | | |
| Hot Rod | Life isn't cheap! | | |
| auguste | You can not legislate intelligence or good manners | | |
| Glen E | We could get the money, but it would be WRONG-Richard M Nixon | | |
| mronzo | Yes! I want everything! | | |
| FASTFJR | Born OK the 1st time | | |
| txjeep | Wisdom is the ability to recognize a mistake when you've made it again | | |
| Bailey Boat | "I’m re-living my childhood, Only THIS time I have money and can enjoy it more!!!!!" | | |
| Nextboat | A boat is the world's best depreciating asset! | | |
| cap1092072 | Keep the water under you, not over you!! | | |
| Captain Billy | "Dad, when are they gonna start biting?" | | |
| gapcracker | take only pictures--leave only footprints | | |
| gapcracker | I like my wife----I love my boat | | |
| Jay A | I sailed the sea to see the sea! You know what I saw? I saw the sea! | | |
| Kamper | Everything has to eat somebody. (Bruce the shark. "Jaws," the movies.) | | |
| PiraSea_202 | If your lucky enough to live by the sea, your lucky enough. | | |
| twentynine | Good work ain't cheap and cheap work ain't good. | | |
| auguste | "Good eatin' size" is a term used only by those who catch small fish. | | |
| Ben Had | "Win if you can. Lose if you must. But always cheat" Bobby "the brain" Heanan | | |
| TNJ | You can never over estimate a person's ability to disappoint | | |
| Garett | The smaller the fish the bigger the lie. | | |
| DarkEvil | We're out of petrol? Maybe *you* should get out and push, *I'll* steer. | | |
| ReelDreams1 | An Education is what you get when you read the directions, Experience is what you get when you don't. | | |
| Reel Boobs | Golf is for people who don't know how to fish! | | |
| Reel Boobs | IGFA......I thought it was......I Got a Fishing Addiction | | |
| esesit | Look at the jaws on that rascal... | | |
| SeaMachines | Is it always this rough…? | | |
| SeaMachines | You put the plugs in... Right ? | | |
| SeaMachines | How did those footprints get on the ceiling in the head ? | | |
| Ken T | Civilization Stops at the shore line | | |
| Wahoo II | I joined the Navy to see the world. What did I see? I saw the sea. | | |
| prockvoan | I don't lone out my boat or wife,one or the other would have a rod thrown in it! | | |
| thubert57 | You can have it good, fast and cheap ... pick two! | | |
| thubert57 | 24 Beers in a case, 24 Hours in a day ... coincidence? | | |
| HARP123456 | COMMON SENSE AIN'T SO COMMON | | |
| Big Dave | To those who know, no explaination is necessary. To those who don't, none is sufficient! | | |
| Big Dave | Nothing is impossible, unless you have to do it yourself! | | |
| Onewolf | It's good to be the king! | | |
| captjohne | If you want a fish to grow,let it go. If you want a fish to cook and grow don't take a picture | | |
| captjohne | I will kill fish till it kills me | | |
| Garett | Cheap is Expensive! | | |
| Garett | The short way is often the long way! | | |
| circlehook17 | fish now! sleep when your dead!!! | | |
| Kamper | Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! (Intro to Viking, U-Trondheim) | | |
| Big Nasty Guide Serv | A fisherman lives here... with the greatest catch of his life. | | |
| nutsea154 | LIFE IS SHORT FISH HARRRDDDDD....... | | |
| capt. Eric | fish tremble at the mention of my name! | | |
| ibboating | I'd rather be in my boat with a drink on the rocks than in the drink with my boat on the rocks! | | |
| ReelWork | Guess What? I got a fever... and the only prescription is.... More Cowbell!!! | | |
| Grampy | Lets sit down and see where we stand! | | |
| pdspeh | Hold his head up !! | | |
| Onebadhabit | Work hard, play hard, catch fish.....or tell lies | | |
| Onebadhabit | It ain't long, but it sure is skinny | | |
| Roll Tide | "Winning isn't everything, but it sure beats anything that comes in second." - Paul "Bear" Bryant | | |
| theallaround | If you cant take the sea's get into a cat. | | |
| theallaround | why couldnt the little boy see the pirate movie... becuase it was rated ARRRRR! | | |
| 33pounder | she wasn't much of a fighter but you should have seen her box | | |
| pirate36 | Aye Johnny, have you ever been lost at sea? No Cap'n, but I've been blown ashore many atime! | | |
| b04747 | whatever it is...... the details make the difference | | |
| diver dave | Keeping a boat nice is not difficult, just don't plan on doing anything else. | | |
| diver dave | There are no dumb questions on this board, but there does seem to be a lot of inquisitive idiots. | | |
| JC3 | I wish I was born rich instead of good looking. | | |
| rsnapper | The only thing man has learned from history is that man does not learn from history. | | |
| betweenhulls | I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. | | |
| Chuckster | Dumb is forever | | |
| Chuckster | "A writer? Well, la de fricken da! - Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker | | |
| Chuckster | "Puttin' on the foil, coach!" - The Hanson Brothers | | |
| Cres | To assume that life will treat you fairly, if you are good is like assuming a bull will not charge you because your a vegertarian. | | |
| Grampy | I don't want to be rich! I just want 1 dollar more than I can spend | | |
| Kamper | Ever got lost at sea? No but I've been blown ashore a few times. | | |
| Gmack | Scubba Steve says "Go big or Go home!" | | |
| Hansolo | Fish or cut bait! | | |
| originalsin | Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish... create a lifetime addiction. | | |
| Bohunk | "Alimony is the high cost of leaving" - Alfred E. Newman | | |
| originalsin | Seems to me like you're confusing effort with results. | | |
| betweenhulls | Take time to do it right, or make time to do it over. | | |
| ESVAAngler | It's only a short run from here....what could happen? | | |
| sblunden | A superior boater uses his superior judgement to avoid situations requiring his superior skills. | | |
| sblunden | Offshore fishing, like yacht racing, is like standing in a cold shower trying ignite thousand dollar bills. | | |
| sblunden | I have known the sea too long to believe in its respect for decency (Joseph Conrad) | | |
| sblunden | This is no democracy. However, I do like to hear any well thought out, reasonable suggestion. ONCE. (Bus Mosbacher, America's Cup Skipper) | | |
| whsyrdddy | My idea of a perfect "10" is a 2 and 8 beers. | | |
| jim1205 | "Save a fish, kill a poacher" | | |
| slickster | Only two times I'll fish, if I'm alone or with somebody..... | | |
| slickster | We must be near land, we had just enough gas to make it and we're out of gas! | | |
| DAVIT MASTER | "Power to Lift - Quality to Last" | | |
| Endorfins | Never raise your hand to your kids....it leaves your groin unprotected | | |
| stevec717 | Creeps and idiots cannot conceal themselves for long on a fishing trip | | |
| stevec717 | The fisherman not plagued by suggestions is fishing alone. | | |
| 2 Poppa | He who does not seek advice is a fool. His folly blinds him to Truth and makes him evil, stubborn, and a danger to his fellow man. | | |
| SayYes | Hell, I'd rather fight than win! | | |
| LouCap | If you haven't run aground, you haven't been around... | | |
| farmerjane | Don't do today what you can put off until next week~! | | |
| Carverchick | Blessed are the cracked, for it is they that let in the light | | |
| whsyrdddy | The fishing was slow.......and then it tapered off | | |
| welder | Stupid Hurts | | |
| dreamsfloat | Follow me as I go fishing around the world or at least get my boat out of the driveway. | | |
| KeithS | Getting old sucks, I don't reccommend it! | | |
| Kamper | Boatowner's prayer. Please dont let my widow sell my gear for what I said I paid for it. | | |
| Kamper | "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement" Colin Powell | | |
| ScarabChris | Boats......If it isn't one thing, it's another. | | |
| CLake | SOP is reality in action! | | |
| ReelWork | Shut up and Fish! | | |
| Jay A | If you can taste the salt in the air.....it's time for a bigger boat! | | |
| Penalty Box | It's better to be looking down on the grass, then up at the roots! | | |
| Penalty Box | The 2 best days of a boat owner is, day #1 you get your boat, day #2 you sell it! | | |
| zagfisher | If God didn't want us to eat fish, he wouldn't have made them out of meat! | | |
| davidforeman | Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift that's why it's called present. "Enjoy life" | | |
| stvno | Kids that hunt, trap and fish don't mug little old ladies. (NYS Trappers Assoc.) | | |
| xxmikexx | No matter how you measure it-dumbass is expensive! (LSC-101) | | |
| xxmikexx | An education cost money no matter how you get it! (LSC-101) | | |
| beachblitz | My wife doesn't trust me. She thinks I want to screw her. | | |
| Billfish1 | Keep the shiney side up !! | | |
| galwayirishman | Further just a bit further out... | | |
| galwayirishman | Get the Big net, this aint no little Sunfish ( Norman Thayer Jr. On Golden Pond) | | |
| originalsin | The road of life is full of flattened squirrels that couldn't make a decision. | | |
| nauti-bouy | "I fish, therefore I lie" | | |
| galwayirishman | "What kind of knot is that" might Knot, Might hold Might Knot | | |
| crazycajun | "Leave me alone"! | | |
| nedarb2 | "My biggest worry is that when I'm dead, my wife will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it." | | |
| captandy | "If you dont stand for something..you"ll fall for anything!!" | | |
| toleary | "No good deed goes unpunished" | | |
| Capt. Squiddly | If the tuna are a comin, then the squid be a runnin. | | |
| 300mercs | "If you can go home and pull a $100 bill out , and flush it down the toilet, and if that doesn't bother you, then go ahead and buy a boat" truthful words spoken by my outboard mechanic!!!!!! | | |
| yknot fishing | If I knew then, what I know now, things would be different! | | |
| Kamper | Search key? Search key!? We dont do no stinkin search key!! | | |
| marlin93 | It ain't about the fishing !!!! | | |
| betweenhulls | The path of least resistance makes rivers and men crooked | | |
| stvno | There are no stupid questions..There are only stupid people. | | |
| B-Faithful | If my hull is 25'6" and I have a bow pulpit and engine bracket, does that mean I have a 29 Abaco? | | |
| Daddy"O | Never approach a Bull from the front, Never approach a Horse from the rear, and Never approach a Fool from any direction | | |
| full tilt | If it has wheels, breasts or needs an anchor it will eventually cause you trouble. | | |
| Kamper | Old fishermen never die, you just smell that way... | | |
| DriftR | You have to be smarter than the equipment you use. | | |
| fiord | IF I KNEW RETIREMENT WAS THIS ENJOYABLE,,I WOULD NOT HAVE WORKED FOR A LIVING | | |
| fiord | CAPT TO CREW--I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE,,BUT WE ARE MAKING darn GOOD TIME. | | |
| parkerman | Fishing is like SEX, once you make a withdrawl you lose interest | | |
| Jay A | The man who said: "Take a long walk off a short pier" Forgot to check his dock lines! | | |
| capndick | I heard about it, therefore I must have it | | |
| ancient angler | "Hey, when I want your opinion I'll give it to you!" | | |
| Weberling | Never Bring Your Wife Fishing | | |
| Weberling | Dumb man+ Cheap Boat Dealer= "I bought a submarine?" | | |
| capt. thunder | "YOU CAN'T POLISH A TERD" | | |
| capt. thunder | Where is this water coming from? | | |
| capt. thunder | Nobody is ugly after 2am. | | |
| capt. thunder | IF YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T HAVE CHILDREN, YOU WON'T EITHER | | |
| capt. thunder | What's a Hoy? | | |
| capt. thunder | If it smells like fish, its a good dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. | | |
| steveyacht | Just a thought. I never said it was a good thought. | | |
| steveyacht | Men don't buy boats........Wives let 'em. | | |
| steveyacht | If I knew I was gonna live so long, I would've taken better care of myself | | |
| steveyacht | The power of accurate observation is often called cynicism by those that do not posess it. G.B. Shaw | | |
| boater4life | BOAT - "Break Out Another Thousand" | | |
| redneck joe | Ignorance can be fixed, stupid is permanent. | | |
| Weberling56 | If you lined all of the lawyers in the world from end to end, around the equator... it would be a good idea to leave them there. | | |
| Weberling56 | Lawyers are like rhinos: Thickskinned, short sighted, and always ready to charge. | | |
| Kamper | Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. | | |
| country | What we have here is a failure to communicate... | | |
| country | Shoot first...Ask questions later. | | |
| Tony K | Real men fish on Tuesday. | | |
| broncobirdy | I thought I was hooked on fishing then I got strung out! | | |
| broncobirdy | Fishing keeps us-part of us anyway-boys forever. Geoffery Norman | | |
| broncobirdy | Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish, goes home through the alley. | | |
| t3rockhall | the floggings will continue until morale improves.. | | |
| capt. thunder | When I nod my head, you hit it. | | |
| tensleep | Fishing is not a matter of life or death.......Its much more important than that!!!! | | |
| Reel Boobs | Is a Donut Shop considered entrapment for Cops? | | |
| haifisch | If fishing is a sport, you are lookin' at an athlete! | | |
| Kamper | Will work for fuel. | | |
| offshorebri | You can live on your boat but you can't fish in your house........JUST BUY IT.... | | |
| broncobirdy | Fishing is more than fish;it is the vitalizing lure to outdoor life. Herbert Hoover | | |
| broncobirdy | Anglers have a way of romanticizing their battles with fish. Ernest Hemingway | | |
| broncobirdy | A man never stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child fish. Jim Porter | | |
| bear 13 | ones growth will shrink or grow in direct relation to ones courage | | |
| MrRobalo | Keep her rigged and ready ! ! ! | | |
| Magnanimous | A man has to know his limitations | | |
| CatBoatSailor | There is nothing - absolutely nothing - half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. | | |
| Snapper Head | There is NO dumbass vaccine | | |
| Kamper | "Men and ships rot in port." Nelson | | |
| Weberling56 | If there were no bad men... there would be no good lawyers. | | |
| Capt. Dan | I love Danish cartoons! - UNKNOWN | | |
| Cat-a-holic | "Beer is proof that God loves us and want us to be happy". Benjamin Franklin | | |
| steveyacht | Life sure has it's share of disadvantages, but it still beats the hell out of the alternatives | | |
| sublime1598 | DONT STEAL, the government hates competition | | |
| Mark D | The only thing constant is change ... | | |
| boatn | The sea is selective. Slow in recognition of effort and aptitude, but fast in sinking the unfit. | | |
| gunrac | NEVER APOLOGIZE, AS IT SHOWS SIGNS OF WEAKNESS | | |
| steveyacht | "Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split" R.E. Howard | | |
| steveyacht | Ideals are like the stars, they may never be reached. But, like mariners of the sea, man sets his course by them. | | |
| Tunadevil | Killing's my business and business is good! | | |
| Snapper Head | In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here | | |
| kralldaddy | It is not a fishing trip until you break something or lose something | | |
| slickster | I'd rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy! | | |
| broncobirdy | Its not about catching a fish, its about catching ALOT of fish! | | |
| Captain Dubble | You want my best,unbiased,educated opinion? .... I have no idea. | | |
| dcjc31 | Looking for a good woman with a boat, send a picture of the boat and motor | | |
| Certifiable | 4' to 6' is still better than 9 to 5 | | |
| Doc of the Bay | I still miss my ex , but my aim is getting better !! | | |
| broncobirdy | "No Ma'm were not drunk anymore....were just stupid" | | |
| Judd | Opinions are like a-holes...everyone's got one and they usually stink. | | |
| broncobirdy | Phffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft! | | |
| kralldaddy | GOTN | | |
| broncobirdy | I may be slow but I'm not stewpid! | | |
| nedarb2 | theres a fine line between boredom and relaxation | | |
| nedarb2 | May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. | | |
| nedarb2 | The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad | | |
| nedarb2 | All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949 | | |
| nedarb2 | An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home. ~Author Unknown | | |
| nedarb2 | Three-fourths of the Earth's surface is water, and one-fourth is land. It is quite clear that the good Lord intended us to spend triple the amount of time fishing as taking care of the lawn. | | |
| Whaler Bob | When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | | |
| jake1250 | Convicted? No never convicted....Bill Murray | | |
| jake1250 | It's great to get up in the morning! But it's better to stay in bed....My Pop | | |
| jake1250 | Johnny!!! Grab a rake!...and your friends too!...Again My Pop! | | |
| GST | If you want to catch fish, you have to drink like a fish...... Duh...or is that think like a fish??? | | |
| Ainswopr | Who dat! Say who dat! When I say who dat! | | |
| Captain Spike | I don't sweat the petty things, I just pet the sweaty things...... | | |
| drydock | I see said the blind man... as he picked up a hammer and saw. | | |
| HOTSPOT | Fishing is like sex....even when it's bad....it's good | | |
| captainclayton | Wemon, wine, wealth and deciet, make the heart submit and wallet weak. What it takes to maintain one vice is enough to fuel my boat for life. Capt Clayton | | |
| finadict | I'm sure glad I'm not getting all the government I pay for | | |
| billy the kid | Someone actually reads this crap? -Brad Woolard | | |
| nedarb2 | its only illegal if your cought | | |
| roadie | Sass is cheap....Fat lips are free! | | |
| Fishfull Thinkn | It's easy to simulate the joys of boating. Just stand in a cold shower and tear up $100 dollar bills | | |
| BrianO | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | | |
| ackman | Boating - Antichrist vs. the "honey do" list. | | |
| GaryA | He who dies with the most toys wins!! | | |
| jeffnick | Everything on your boat is broken...you just don't know it yet. | | |
| Doc of the Bay | My buddy took me to his "SECRET SPOT". It was too secret, the fish didnt even know about it !!!!!! | | |
| Permission | The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli! ( George Costanza ) | | |
| Snapper Head | Stability 101 - dry side up | | |
| Snapper Head | The sure death of anything is for it to become popular | | |
| Snapper Head | We are sorry sir, but it's not wind damage, it is wind driven water damage, and therefore not covered by your wind damage clause | | |
| saltflyer | I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent. | | |
| BIGnUGLY | It's a boat, it's supposed to leak money. | | |
| Proline3250 | Fishing "A pleasure disguised as a sport" | | |
| captainclayton | You touched the leader its a catch! (as I cry from the bridge) | | |
| Hot Rod | Life's too short to sit around and be bored. | | |
| fishnfl1957 | You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish | | |
| B-Faithful | There are no bad boats, just some better than others... | | |
| ceadeses | I can't undo what GOD has done( one of my teachers) | | |
| mackeral | Life is but the sea I go a fishin in! | | |
| Big Nasty Guide 1 | Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him on the weekend. | | |
| Snapper Head | Time will tell, it always does. | | |
| avgjoe | If ya gonna be stupid you gotta be tuff | | |
| avgjoe | The gel coat cracked because it was put on to thick..thats all | | |
| avgjoe | Do you smell something burning? | | |
| avgjoe | Numb it with ice first idiot...then snatch it out..... it will bleed a little bit | | |
| ReeRee | Another Day, Another Dollar? Yeah. | | |
| Snapper Head | Use the Power of THT!!! | | |
| Snapper Head | Nobody likes a Redneck, until their car breaks down -- BUGBUSTER | | |
| Snapper Head | This Thread is WHACK!! | | |
| King Smurf | Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. ~Ernest Hemingway | | |
| King Smurf | Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. ~Henry David Thoreau | | |
| King Smurf | Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if he kept his mouth shut. | | |
| Snapper Head | Prepare to Board Aboard the Board! | | |
| nauthead | OMC overboard manatee chopper | | |
| jemche | fishin' is lake a box of chocolate.. u never no what your gonna catch.. and sometimes you catch nothing! | | |
| walterg213 | Its better to apologize than ask permission | | |
| Snapper Head | If you can't get out of it, get into it. | | |
| dmmfish | Before a man gets married he has one agenda. After he gets married he still has one agend - HERS! | | |
| nauthead | DAMM, Mad Mother Against Dyslexia | | |
| captainclayton | Women, wine, fishing, and deciept make the will great and the want neverending. What it takes to maintain one vice is enough to raise two children. | | |
| captainclayton | no neeed to double gaff it.....%$$%#% | | |
| captainclayton | GET THE TREBLE OUT LATE.......R, (Mates first green wahoo) | | |
| leelander44 | A boat is a mistress that needs constant attention. | | |
| krtchum | If it can't be fixed with Duct tape or WD-40...it's a female problem. | | |
| surffishn | I know I fish too much so from now on I will only fish on days ending with Y | | |
| jessjr | Here, hold my beer, and watch this !!! | | |
| chunkmaster john | Give me some,gatorade,coke,oj,pineapple,RUM,VODKA,ice,cup,and you will see the chemist at work!!! | | |
| fordtruck | plainly spoken is plainly understood | | |
| JGKIII | Hey, YOU scratched my anchor! Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy Shack | | |
| 1959_FDR | If we're going fishing for flying fish, shouldn;t we be in a plane instead of a boat? | | |
| 1959_FDR | Honey... I'm going shark fishing on the breakers... Wanna come? | | |
| FASTFJR | Scars Are Tattoos With Better Stories | | |
| Saillavie1940 | I may not be as good as I once was, but I'll be as good once as I ever was ! | | |
| tunaack | Turnin an burnin | | |
| dannyroche | Leave Yourself Alone... | | |
| dannyroche | Never enough time to do it right, always time to do it again | | |
| dannyroche | Honey, How about some Nautical Nob? | | |
| FASTFJR | The clock of life is wound but once, And no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop at late or early hour. Now is the only time you own. Live, love, toil with a will. Place no faith in time. For the clock may soon be still. | | |
| Kamper | Ethanol is great! I like mine with tomato juice and tobasco. | | |
| idigitu88 | You ever want to make God laugh. Tell him your plans. | | |
| lumberslinger178 | a foolish man can ask questions a wise man cant answer | | |
| 32blackfin | 'blues and gospel are the same, only gospel's about Jesus and blue's about women' | | |
| Onewolf | Patty Hearst heard the burst from Roland's Thompson gun, and bought it. | | |
| ryvtcc | "You can always buy gas, you can't buy time" | | |
| Mogrod | We all have issues, some more than others. | | |
| GOKAT | If you don't know where you'e going, any road will take you there. | | |
| Nova II 260 | If you're young and foolish, you're young and foolish. If old and foolish you haven't learned a thing. | | |
| Wet-n-Wiley | The Hull Truth | | |
| fitz22 | If it aint charteuse it aint no use | | |
| MILO | every day is christmas, every night is new years eve...sade | | |
| betweenhulls | Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. | | |
| RiverRat1969 | I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. | | |
| Capt Charley | "Ancoro Imparo" ("I am still learning"), Michaelangelo, At age 87. | | |
| westaus | its easier to seek forgivness than ask permission | | |
| shebird | Ride em hard and put em up wet | | |
| tg | When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat. Don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float." | | |
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