Jughed

I dunno who was cooking burgers, could have been the boat next to me that was full of Hooters girls.
I learned years ago not to cook on canal day. Something about raw burgers getting mashed into the carpet, boat getting covered for a week and the resulting maggots & funk.

I do remeber the rescue, but I didn't know what was going on. Something about 48 hours of straight drinking can make you foggy.

I was involed in that big to-do up on dock by the boat ramp. I was dropping some guys off & we saw some dude kick a girl in the head on the dock. The dudes I was dropping off were both 6'9 about 350. We chased that MF'er all over the place but couldn't catch him. The USCG & DNR showed up with tazers & chased him into the woods. My guess, he had a rough go of it with the boys.