Anthrax scare for Auburn football team - The Hull Truth

bamaboy473 · 10-31-2008, 09:27 AM

Auburn Tigers’ football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery Substance on the practice field.

Head coach Tommy Tubberville immediately suspended practice while police and Federal Agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.

Practice was resumed today after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

gregGradyfish · 10-31-2008, 09:33 AM

Roll Tide on that!

samark · 10-31-2008, 01:16 PM

Thats about as old and worn out as the bear

bamaboy473 · 10-31-2008, 02:22 PM

It's been a long time since this kind of thing has happened, so glad your memory is so good! I'd never seen it before...

samark · 10-31-2008, 02:33 PM

Didnt realize it had been THAT long since auburn has had a down year. Interesting.

bamaboy473 · 10-31-2008, 02:54 PM

.....seems like forever to the Tide fans, lol

Domino Effect · 10-31-2008, 03:38 PM

The Alabama Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading into Auburn.
For the first offense, they give you two AuburnUniversity football tickets.

If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do the Auburn Tigers and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 100,000 people stand up and yell 'O.M.G.!'

Q. How do you keep a Auburn Tiger out of your yard?
A. Put up goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Auburn in case of a tornado?

A. To Jordan-Hare Stadium--there's not much chance of getting a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call an Auburn Tiger with a National championship ring?

A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Auburn Tigers and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
( not that we have much room to talk)

Q. How many Auburn Tigers does it take to win an National Championship?

A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Auburn Tigers and a possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

bamaboy473 · 10-31-2008, 03:56 PM

bamaboy473 · 10-31-2008, 03:57 PM

After the former Auburn head football coach dies and enters the Pearly
Gates, God takes him on a tour. God shows Tubby a little two-bedroom house
With a faded AU banner hanging from the front porch.

God says, 'This is your house, coach. Most people don't get a house up here..

Tuberville looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the big house
sitting on top of a big hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white
Marble columns and little patios under all the windows. University of Alabama
flags
Line both sides of the walkway, and a huge Bama banner hangs between
The marble columns.

'Thanks for the house, God. But, let me ask you a question.. I get this
Little two bedroom house with a faded AU banner and Saban gets a mansion
With new Bama banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is
That?'

God looks at him seriously for a moment and says, 'Saban is not dead.
That's My house.'

fisheyedfool · 10-31-2008, 07:44 PM

Auburn's Emergency Management Agency put out a special statement today:

In the event of a Tornado warning in the Auburn area,
all residents should take immediate shelter at Jordan-Hare Stadium.

They decided that this is the safest place since a Touchdown is highly
unlikely to occur there!

Roll Tide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

captuxcig · 10-07-2009, 09:24 PM

Thank you so much for the post. It's really useful.
Through ur post, it help me to improve my knowledge.

LooseConnection · 10-08-2009, 03:12 PM

You guys need to go have a circle jerk and blow off some steam.... Its not even close to the AU Vs. UA game.

LC

bamaboy473 · 10-08-2009, 04:02 PM

get a grip, Loose. Check the DATE of the original post and you'll be right there with us

bamaboy473 · 10-08-2009, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by captuxcig

Thank you so much for the post. It's really useful.
Through ur post, it help me to improve my knowledge.

My vote for worst first post......... must be French?

LooseConnection · 10-09-2009, 06:04 AM

Bama,

It was a joke, and I just had to respond I converted by wife to AU from one of the biggest UA families in my town. When she applied to Auburn her dad almost didnt pay tuition.

10-4 on the date, just saw that.

LC

jacks05 · 10-09-2009, 01:32 PM

Bammers tend to live in the past. What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common????

They can both go a long time on a dead bear.

bamaboy473 · 10-11-2009, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacks05

Bammers tend to live in the past.
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sheeesh, if anybody mentions Auburn and doesn't use crayons to make their point, we get these kinds of....responses? 2008 was LAST year (as opposed to THIS year)...but after last night we might be able to dredge up a couple more jokes and keep this party ROLLing !

LooseConnection · 10-12-2009, 09:09 AM

Nice play on words Bama.

WDE!

LC