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Old 06-24-2006, 12:53 PM
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A very unattractive, nasty, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.

The Walmart Greeter, asks "Are they twins&quot

The ugly woman says "Hell no, the oldest one, he's 9, and the younger one, she's 7. "Why?........ Do you think they really
look alike?"

"Hell no", replied the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"
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This actually happened to my wife.

You people are nasty and will fry in hell.

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The problem with that joke is that you're assuming a walmart greeter is clever enough to crack wise like that...
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