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Fishing vs Sex
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> 20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
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> 19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
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> 18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
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> 17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
> once in a while.
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> 16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
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> 15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
> don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you
> become famous.
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> 14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
> with long ago.
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> 13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
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> 12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
> guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.
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> 11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
> object if you Fish with someone else.
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> 10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
> yourself.
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> 9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
> are really an undercover cop.
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> 8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
> buy Fishing stuff.
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> 7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
> Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting
> sued for Fishing harassment.
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> 6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
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> 5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
> subscribe to the Playboy channel.
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> 4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
> your life.
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> 3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
> interest in it.
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> 2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
> enjoy your favorite activity.
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> 1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again?
> We just Fished
> last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"
__________________ Captain Tom Lemaire
AMAMC.COM
Aquidneck Marine And Machine Corp
Boat Repair and Service
Machine Shop Services
Multi-species fishing won't shock the neighbors if you are caught.
P.S. By the way, I heard a funny story one time about a guy who developed an attraction to his dog, who apparently didn't care for that, and who decided to put an end to this 'animal loving', once and for all.
__________________ When blithe to argument I come, Though armed with facts and merry; May Providence protect me from, The Fool as adversary. Whose mind to him a kingdom is, Where reason lacks dominion; Who calls conviction prejudice, and prejudice opinion.... ;-)
whsyrdddy - 2/9/2006 11:19 PM
Why cant you do both at the same time
Have sex with fish? That's just wrong...
...I guess now I know why the Japanese love Fugu though.
__________________ When blithe to argument I come, Though armed with facts and merry; May Providence protect me from, The Fool as adversary. Whose mind to him a kingdom is, Where reason lacks dominion; Who calls conviction prejudice, and prejudice opinion.... ;-)
Fishing Vs. Sex 
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