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Old 11-22-2005, 09:12 AM
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Everybody knows that you have to have big boobs to work at Hooters.

Do you know where people with one leg work?



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I knew this guy who used to swim at our community pool. He had no arms and no legs! I think his name was Bob.....
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I knew a guy who lost a leg to Cancer. The name of his
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Two gay guys - Neil and Bob








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I know you don't enter a one legged man in a butt kicking contest...
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I-HOP...........that is great..rotflmao
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How 'bout those two guys hanging over your window?

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How about that guy with leprosey in your hot tub?

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Old 11-22-2005, 10:43 AM
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A guy with no arms and legs on your door step = Matt
A guy with no arms and legs on your wall = Art
A guy with no arms and legs that falls out of the back of your truck = Skip
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I hope these don't offend anyone.

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in a bun......Frank
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You'll never get a "Pat" on the backside from a guy with no arms or legs.
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I raked my leaves this weekend and there was a guy in the pile. He said his name was "Russell".
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Girl with one leg longer than the other.
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In your mailbox?....Bill.

At the bottom of your bath tub?.....dwayne.




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what do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesnt matter, Its not going to come any way
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