 senior citizen women sexually harrased...
On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers
were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and
whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!"
The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check
into it soon.
Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second
little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was
sexually harassed!"
This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had
remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if
they had any knowledge of what was going on.
He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats
and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I help you?" The
elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my
toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located it twice, but they
were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on the side!"
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