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Originally Posted by Mersiles "License & Registration Please"  |






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The police:
"Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Step out of the car please"
"Hands against the car, feet back and spread your legs"
"Have you had anything to drink tonight, Sir?"
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Your doctor:
"Bend Over and cough"
"Oh, my!!!!!! I've never seen that before!!!! Nurse come in here STAT!"
"Oops"
"This will only hurt a little bit"
"How long has it been like this!!!!!"
"Let get my camera"
"Why did you wait so long to come see me?"
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The dentist:
"Do you floss every day?"
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At work:
I had a boss that said all the time,
when a job was running behind schedule,
"We have to have a hurry up offense"
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"Anyway
s"
"I
could care less"
"I'm going to be honest with you"
"Let me ask you this about that"
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"That'll leave a mark"
That'll buff right out"
"You scratched my anchor"