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#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once
in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't
have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with
long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object
if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are
really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy
Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for
Fishing harassment.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to subscribe
to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your
life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in
it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy
your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished last
week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?"

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Pole

lol,,, by i dunno dude

when I read the title i thought this was going to be another "if you had to give up one, which would it be?"

for me there would be no question. nooky before hooky

but then did any of you ever see my post in the sandbar for 'the perfect day"

TNJ

#21 less litigation
(no lawyers actively advertising their expertise in piscatorical law)

Bailey Boat

Another advantage that I see is that you can legally advertise for a fishing partner.

WANTED: WM seeks*Fishing*partner, should be available most weekends on short notice, sometimes for overnight trips. Must like drifting about, be versitile about techniques and willing to share expenses. Ideal partner would like stand up style with medium length,*stout rods*with*large reels. Partner would be expected to provide personal protection and safety equipment and above all else be prompt. All replies will be answered and decisions may or may not be final. May be willing to accept multiple partners.

Now, substitute the the one bold word with the "other" (sex) word and your ad is suddenly in the adults only section........

dead fish

LOL
I don't care who ya ar, that thar's funny!

Garett

Good one Bob .......... that one had me smilin' from start to finish.