offshore3144

Letter to the Editor !

I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had nice vacation homes and a great boat. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi war. I lost all my homes. I lost my health and health insurance. As a matter of fact I have virtually lost everything and even became homeless.
Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living in homeless and living like an animal,instead of helping me, they arrested me. Iwant you to know that I will do anything to insure President Bush 's defeat in the next election. I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a democrat is put back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go. And I want to do my part.
I just thought that you and your listeners would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration.
Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.

Sincerely,

Saddam Hussein

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Bailey Boat

I never thought about it like that.......... I can see his point and I hope he gets his "reimbursements" over the next few weeks...... It's only fitting........

Hydro

"And that Donald Rumsfeld guy was so nice to me a few years ago! I wish i could remember where i put all of that money those boys gave me back then!"

SH

Sea_Dad

His kids spent it all on hookahs and hookers.

m3taco

Offshore – Man oh man! As I was reading this I could feel my blood starting to boil and was getting ready to drop a verbal MOAB on your @ss . Instead I ended up ROTFLMAO!!!! Great tolling pass – I was hooked, brought to boat, and filleted laughing!! Good one!

ReelWork

That's the same reaction I had when I first got this a few months ago... I started gettting puh-issed! Then, I said screw it, scanned to the bottom and saw the "Sincerely, Saddam Hussein" and knew what was up..

I had to go back and read the whole thing then!

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- Chris

Guess What?? I got a Fever.. And the only prescription is.. MORE COWBELL!



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broncobirdy

Too funny! I was already at DEFCON-3 before I got halfway. The ending cracked me up.

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