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Old 11-16-2009, 05:05 PM
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690 E. HWY. 50 - 11.58 MILES
CLERMONT, FL 34711
Email: bankofamericaserv@ibibo.com
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For a couple of days weeks now, we have been waiting on you to contact us in regards of the $2.4 million dollars deposited on your name by Mr. Rc.Wenlton according to the depositor has stated that he was your grand father colloquies, that your grand father lent him the sum to assist him expand his business but it was unfortunate that he cannot pay back the money to your grand father on agreed date thus he decided to pay the money to you as the next of kin .narrated by Mr. Wenlton.

On 2nd June, 2009 Mr. Wilson deposited the sum worth $2.4 million only to our bank with our agreement to pay you the funds via bank wire transfer for easy and quick retrieval.

With power conferred to me as a manager Mbna bank of America, I hereby inform you that I and the management team have finally concluded the wire transfer to be in your account this week, you are therefore advice to forwarded us the bank data to credit the money .

Bank name: ................
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:14 PM
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how about a bridge in new york
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If your grandfather had left with the money with Lehman you would get zero whereas now you will get. . . . . .
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What's funny, is that I have money at that exact Bank of America. I have a rental house about 5 miles from there!
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What's funny, is that I have money at that exact Bank of America. I have a rental house about 5 miles from there!
You want to go pick it for me?
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heheheee, will you be up to a side deal on this venture? How 'bout I just write you a check for $1,000,000 and you can go ahead and start using the money instead of waiting around for the guy to transfer funds.
In return for paying you promptly, I'll get a little vig on the back end for having to wait for the money. sound good? Good!

Oh, my attorney and accountant want to add their two cents, so I'll need a payment of a paltry $12,159 (just to cover their costs). Let me know whether you'd rather send the dough or just spot me 1000 spots in that Virtual Race~

...or trade even for a replacement cover for a 4" instrument...it's all good!


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You had better hurry up. Ken Lewis is going to retire a a month or two.
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Dear Mr. Kingair:

Whilst reading of your predicament and knowing your desire to obtain the funds as quickly as possible, I have decided to enter into a joint venture with you. Accordingly, my accountant has tendered you a bank draft in the amount of 2.4 million USD. However, since this amount does not reflect the 10 percent commission which you have promised, the matter of the overpayment can be readily solved. Please deposit the check and promptly tender payment by Western Union to me in the amount of 240,000 USD as obligated under our agreement. Please send the funds to the First and Only Bank of Nigeria, where my uncle, who is your great grandfather referenced in the preceding document will transfer the funds to me.......

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Rick, Kern, your approach might be good willing but I think you come across as desperate. You guys are still in the pasture grazing on grass while I’m already leaving the starting gates.


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Dear Mr. Steve Goodfellow

Steve, I am a person of conviction and many means......your 10% offer doesn't even get me out of bed to answer the phone. My fee is 65%. Half up front as a retainer with the balance owing within 15 days after you receive your money. If you are seriously interested in recovering what is rightfully yours, please contact me @
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...my secretary will be happy to setup an appointment. If you choose to meet in person I will be happy to arrange a Limo to pick you up on the tarmac at the airport.

Sincerely looking forward to doing business with you




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You want to go pick it for me?
Sure thing... As a sign of good faith please deposit a simple fee of $15,000 US into my paypal account.
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