Big man, little man- joke - The Hull Truth

240 LTS · 11-07-2009, 10:23 AM

A skinny little white guy
goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing
next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down, and says:
"7 feet tall,
350 pounds,
20 inch johnson,
3 pound testicles,
Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The
big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him. The big guy says: "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says,
"What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big guy says: "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd give you the answers to the questions
everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall,
I weigh 350 pounds,
I have a 20 inch johnson,
my testicles weigh 3 pounds each,
and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says: "Turner Brown?, Sweet Jesus,
I thought you said, "Turn around."

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mattmuttsmithx · 11-07-2009, 12:29 PM

It would be better IMHO if it went like this:

The small guy says "Turner Brown?, Sweet Jesus, I thought you said "bend down!"

Good Joke though!

GhostShip · 11-07-2009, 12:35 PM

and my name is Turner Brown

scarier if it was......................................... Ben Dover