Dumb A$$

240 LTS · 11-03-2009, 04:57 AM

http://www.break.com/epic-fails/craz...-accident.html

http://www.break.com/break-classics/...cle-fails.html

wildgeechi · 11-03-2009, 05:03 AM

Hey now... no one lands freestyle stuff on the first try... my little sister last month. I give her kudos for having more balls that 99% of guys

240 LTS · 11-03-2009, 06:01 AM

OK, what's the story that led up to that "Memory" she will be telling her children and grandchildren?

All my broken bones have their stories.

wildgeechi · 11-03-2009, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by 240 LTS

OK, what's the story that led up to that "Memory" she will be telling her children and grandchildren?

All my broken bones have their stories.

Ok, if she were telling it it would go something like this:

"I was jumping a 60ft gap freestyle ramp on a particularly high angle ramp and overshot it the first pass but landed. I tried going slower (too much slower, because that overshot gave me flashbacks of my brother breaking his back in several places on an overshot triple jump) the second pass and cased it on the top of the landing ramp and broke both my wrists and jacked up both ankles. I can't wipe my own butt anymore. At least I didn't get medivac'ed this time"

Ludicrous · 11-03-2009, 06:19 AM

The ol' duel broken wrists trick. I did that one once. On a motorcycle.

And wiping the butt was a major issue...

Garett · 11-03-2009, 09:17 AM

Remember that while giving your sister home care, it's wipe to the back not forward! ....it's better to have a landing strip then it is to have a fork in the road.

Booker · 11-03-2009, 05:19 PM

donorcycles...

240 LTS · 11-03-2009, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by wildgeechi

Ok, if she were telling it it would go something like this:

"I was jumping a 60ft gap freestyle ramp on a particularly high angle ramp and overshot it the first pass but landed. I tried going slower (too much slower, because that overshot gave me flashbacks of my brother breaking his back in several places on an overshot triple jump) the second pass and cased it on the top of the landing ramp and broke both my wrists and jacked up both ankles. I can't wipe my own butt anymore. At least I didn't get medivac'ed this time"

Good times,

Some of the guys I raced and rode with said they never had any broken bones, I said, that's OK I got your share.... cause that's the kind of guy I am!

I wouldn't trade mine for anything!!!