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Old 05-26-2004, 09:13 AM
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Default Bedtime surprise...

A man and his girl friend are in bed,

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another
man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.

"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.

"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

"No, no, no!!!" she answers.

"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.

"That's me before the surgery."

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Old 05-26-2004, 09:25 AM
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EEEEEwwwwwwww!!!

Barf Barf...
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Old 05-27-2004, 12:50 AM
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Ohhhhh that would just haunt me to the day I died.
Also that would just cripple any future thought of one night
stands.
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BARF, BARF, HEAVE, BARF YUK
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:12 AM
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Barf nothing. BOOM! BOOM!
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Old 05-27-2004, 09:14 AM
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Better yet...

BOOM!!!

Clack - Clack

BOOM!!!


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Old 05-28-2004, 06:57 PM
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WOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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