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Old 03-23-2004, 09:42 AM
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The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.
"What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out.
"Babe," I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's Miracle Grow."
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That is to funny!! Seriously Let us know if it works!! !!
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try WD40
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Yup and it works wonders on Jock Itch too
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Thanks . . .
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I don't know offshore3144, some things are just better off not to be known And this is one of them.
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I just told that joke to the ladies in my office and they all want to know where to buy MiracleGrow...
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Just don't go to the web site. You'll get spam for the rest of your un-natural life
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Make sure you don't accidentally put them on backwards or you'll end up with an ass the size of Montana.
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I wonder if my wife spilt some on the backside of hers...
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Wifey has been obsessed with larger breasts recently. She’s gone to the point of rubbing some cream on them that she saw on TV. She’s hesitant to go for surgery, though. “Do they look bigger to you?” No, I said” " I really want them to be bigger. I think I’d look better in many of my clothes. What should I do?”

“I know a sure-fire way to enlarge them without surgery. Every night when you lay down in bed, cover them up with a couple pairs of underwear. After all, it worked for your a$$, didn’t it?

Sorry. I couldn't stop myself.
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ALL good, LMFAO
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