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Old 03-15-2007, 11:22 PM
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My friend's 24 foot Grady.......................................Swallo w the leader
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Old 03-15-2007, 11:23 PM
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"Bite Me"That is the name of one of my boats.Young ladies just love it.Contacting someone on the radio,I get alot of chucks out of it!
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IOSP3. I owe security people's 3. Then when he got the loan down to 2 thousand it was called IOSP2 etc.
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Old 03-15-2007, 11:40 PM
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Local charter is named Muff Diver. The boat kinda stands out ... it's a pink hulled Ocean Yacht. Tough act to follow!
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:08 AM
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"Bite Me"That is the name of one of my boats.Young ladies just love it.Contacting someone on the radio,I get alot of chucks out of it!
That's what the Admiral and I settled on for our boat. It fits her perfectly, she says it to me all the time...
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:17 AM
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No joke - when I was a kid in the 70's, my parents were huge James Bond fans. dad's boat was named "Pussy Galore"
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:21 AM
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I guess the sites soft ware edited my post. Sorry Wiley, no disrespect intended. but the name was from a PG rated movie. They show it all the the time on Spike and during James Bond festivals on all channels - from the movie Goldfinger - they don't edit that.
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:24 AM
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Last Boat Ever II
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Old 03-16-2007, 12:52 AM
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Got YA ALL Beat-
Buddie has a boat name "Morning Wood" done in gold leaf stickers
think he took it off now that the kids are getting older......

we called his old duck boat the "Winter Wood"

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Old 03-16-2007, 01:15 AM
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Cirrhosis Of The River. On a POS boat

Ahoy Vey. Funny if your jewish and live in Del Boca Vista
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Old 03-16-2007, 01:33 AM
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I was going to mention Ahoy Vey also. I wanted to steal it but my wife wouldn't let me. I also wanted to name my boat "Happy Clam" but my wife wouldn't let me. Are you seeing a pattern? To this day, five years later, my boat sits, lonely and nameless because we can't agree on a name. Good thing I won the arguments with our kids names or they could be running around with no names also.

Oh yeah, down the intracoastal from me there is/was the Frayed Knot (a very funny joke) and there's a sailboat called the E-Ticket, which old time floridians will recognize as a reference to the cool rides at Disney in the 70's, when you needed tickets to get on the rides and the E was for the top rides, like Space Mountain. Not that funny, but definitely witty.
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"A loan again"- boat I saw here in mobile

Another - "Hell's Anglers"
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Old 03-16-2007, 05:54 AM
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PIST-N-BROKE

seen it on an old worn out ski boat.

and MY SANITY

This boat would be enough to send a person insane.
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Old 03-16-2007, 06:22 AM
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"Bins Laden" on commercial fishing boat.

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Saw a few here in LA:

Master Baiter

Voodoo Poonany

Mine, of course, Hoo Dat.
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I not sure this is funny but a well known Maryland Charter Boat Captain: Joe Riley boat is named "Muff Diver" and his boats are always pink.
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Cracka Dawn

most morings you would fine me there
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'Passing Gas', on an overpowered twin OB.

'Costa Mucho', self explanatory

'Knot Guilty', owned by a lawyer
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Saw "Good Screws" on a 50 footer that passed me at marker 55 last year.It had 3 great looking ladies on it.They were from NY and stopped and asked what i was catching.I had just hauled in a nice red.The Capt was an old fart.Loaded no doubt!!!!
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there was a west coast 1 ton ocean racer called FUJIMO- story goes that the owners wife told him if he got another boat, it was over...

FUJIMO = F*#k yoU Jane, I'm Moving Out

A few years ago, My apprentice and his buddy Salvaged a 16' Whaler after a storm, added a 150 merc and named it the 'STUNT MAGGOT'

an old boss let his 6 year old daugther named the boat, and she came up with "Go Fish"

One of my clients was a minister, and named his sailboat "spirit borne' which is a good pun, as the greek root for spirit also means wind.

up on the gold coast of my island, there was a boat named 'Oh Baby' which was funny when someone was hailing it on the VHF (oh baby Oh Baby Oh Baby)
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