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If any of you were stationed/trained at Bragg during Vietnam era, you know the last bus at night to leave Hay St. back to post was called the 'Vomit Comet'
I always thought that would be a good name for a head boat, cause every one I've been on always had about half the people on board blowing chunks...
going thru a bunch of names right now for my new boat...
She's 17
Only Bad Habit
Seapressed Evidence or Floating Lien or Fish Simple Absolute (ill be a lawyer soon)
Buffett themed:
40 year old Pirate (like 40 year old virgin)
Bend a Little
Coastal Confessions
Conky Tonkin’
Glory Days
Good Lookin’
5 o’clock
Pre- You
Semi-true stories
Coast is Clear
__________________ "Be good and you'll be lonesome" -Mark Twain
2004 Hydra-Sports 2300 Bay Bolt F225
2005 Key West 1720 Sportsman
1985 Wellcraft 248 Fisherman
I have always teased my kids about Aardvarks for some reason I have a thing for them. So my kids have dubbed my boat "The Flying Aardvark" although being Jewish I am leaning towards "The Kosher Aardvark"
__________________ Benny Z.
2005 18' Key West 186 DC with F150 Yamaha
Previous Boats
1986 20' Shamrock Cuddy
1991 18' Parker
1986 16' Sea Ray Bow Rider
After reading one of the other posts, I think I'm now going to name mine "SeaCock" or "Sea Cucumber". Stay calm ladies, there's plenty here for all of you.
Come to think of it, "Truth in Advertising" laws may require me to name it "Half Shaft"
After owning my boat for about 7 years, I decided to name it a week ago. The logos are currently still at the print shop. I thought about an ironic name, but settled on naming it after my favorite animated TV show when I was a kid. My boat is now named Kimba after Kimba The White Lion, a 1966 animated TV show that featured cute characters violently fighting all the time. The name might not be the funniest, but the story behind the show & it's similarities to the Lion King movie is. Kimba & Simba may not look like twins(Kimba was all white except for black ear & tail tips and had blue eyes), but they acted like them, lived in the same place atop the same cliff & had the same jungle friends and (with the exception of the boar & meercat). Even the bad lion with the scarred-over eye is the same(with a different name). Those old enough to remember Kimba The White Lion got a major case of deja-vu watching the Lion King. Seeing my boat should bring back some of those memories.
If any of you were stationed/trained at Bragg during Vietnam era, you know the last bus at night to leave Hay St. back to post was called the 'Vomit Comet'
I always thought that would be a good name for a head boat, cause every one I've been on always had about half the people on board blowing chunks...
SEMI.....whereabouts in fayetteville you live, ive been here (born n raised) damn near my whole life.........
lol, i bet theres alot of GI's these days wish that "vomit comet" still ran !....lol........course, if they are out doing the "breasty bar" tour, they have their own transport vans now, have for a few years now.......
my boat is over in cedar creek area sitting in a buddies field right now while im working on her......lol, wanna come get your hands dirty ??...lol
RE: funniest boat name? 
Put it on with a mirror! 
