wmalloy382

I dont know how funny it was, but this one took balls
I knew three brothers that owned a boston whaler together and thier last name started with "K"

They painted in big letters on the side "TRIPLE "K"". The boat was in Stamford harbor for years... I still cant believe they had it on there.

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24' Grady White - SOLD!
13' Boston Whaler

troll

I know a heart surgeon who had a boat named "Flatline"

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2004 30' Grady-White Marlin
Megabytes
VHF 68/69

MSaxatilus

We-No-Katchum

and

Hooligan

thegulfer

I just saw an old really beat up diesel Merc Panga (pangler) in the Abacos named "Double Ugly".

surfcaster51

A One Anna Tuna

jbutah3000

"bottom sniffer"

Joe

My wife's two favorites:

"Bow Movement"

and a sailboat named "Breaking wind'

wjherb

On the Chesapeake on Saturday, I heard repeated hailings for "Temporary Lapse of Reasoning".

lugger

i swa one in canaa fishing called FILTHEY HORE

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If its on the back it better be mecury black because the race never ends .

2 stroke because 4 strokes are 2 to many and 1 is not enough

yes your suzuki has tons of toqure because its geared high enough to make a weed eater pull a house .!!!! Did you change your oil yet boy ???

senergy

Took a charter out of Hattera last year named the "Flatliner", the oldest, smallest and most beat up of the fleet. Put us on fish when no one else was catching (tuna, dolfin). The boat blew the single deisel on the way in and had to get towed. Name sort of fit the boat.

senergy

Have to double up on this, it just occurred to me I was on the "Bottom Bouncer", a 42 ft. Hat out of Ft. Peirce when it grounded hard on a reef in Everglades National Park with 5 firearms aboard (felony illegal in a National Park). Needless to say, 20 hours later the park Rangers were not real happy with capt. chaos and his bottom boucing reef destroyer armed to the hilt (AK-47, saltwater shotgun, 3 sidearms). Fitting name again!

senergy

Have to double up on this, it just occurred to me I was on the "Bottom Bouncer", a 42 ft. Hat out of Ft. Peirce when it grounded hard on a reef in Everglades National Park with 5 firearms aboard (felony illegal in a National Park). Needless to say, 20 hours later the park Rangers were not real happy with capt. chaos and his bottom boucing reef destroyer armed to the hilt (AK-47, saltwater shotgun, 3 sidearms). Fitting name again!

timing

Several clams drawn between the words SEEK HUNT

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stapon251

Miss Lay or Laid, (single) ...or for fishermen....Miss Guide..or ..(d) or MsGuide(d)... Miscreamnt is BAAD

stapon251

Mis Screamant.

wkearney99

A local doctor has his boat named "Superfishal"

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-Bill Kearney, 34' Four Winns 348 Vista

41 LUHRS

I did not intend for my boat name to be funny but it ended up that way.



“MY SANITY” is my 2005 41 POS no my bad 41 Luhrs convertible. This boat has done nothing but make me loose my sanity. It was just deemed unfit for its intended use by a naval architect.



If you want to read about all the issues see the post for 41 LUHRS BUYER BEWARE



My friend’s boat is “CRACK OAR”

tombro

On a Cigarette: Blew Bayou

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Boston Whaler 210 Ventura, 225 Verado

Coupe

How about
"Fine A Lee"
I paid my last child support payment and bought the boat.

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Coupe DeVille
"Like the Cadillac"

rf5320

Bob-A-Buoy - for you Stern Fans

Shellfish Prick - Shrimp Boat

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May-craft 1700/Suzuki 30 tiller!