 Missus and I had our annual physical today!
We both went to the docs for the annual check up. Wife went first.
After all the test the doc told her that everything was fine and that she was in good shape for a woman of her age. He asked her if there was anything she wanted to ask or discuss. She thought for a minute and then told him;
"Only the one thing really. When we make love I feel really, really cold the first time. Then the second time I am very hot, in fact sweating."
The doctor didn't really know what that was about and couldn't help her out much.
Next he called me in and did all my tests he told me that everything was fine and that I had nothing to worry about. He asked me if I had anything I needed to discuss or any questions. I told him I didn't.
"Well," he said, "your wife seems to have a bit of an issue."
"Really?" I asked. I was a bit worried.
"She says that the first time you make love she is really cold and the second time she is very hot and is sweating. Any idea what could be wrong with her?"
"Silly old coot," I told him. "The first time is in February and the second is in August!"
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