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Random Quote: When your out go exceeds your income, your upkeep is your downfall!
Yes! I do have me a pair of them neopreem bootsis but I ain't never seed a orangaTANG wearing em. I got me a special zinc that I use for cleaning my fishes, but it ain't on the carporch.
I had me some of them neopreem chest waders but they made my test-E-clees sweet so I gived em to that orangaTANG that ain't had no bootsis.
that ain't nuthin......you ain't done a damn thing til yo car dun had a flat on the ditch side or if it lost its crunk. that'll put a stop to yo clownin in no time at all.
I scrolled through THREE pages of "neopreeme", "topside(s)" and missellaneeus definitions looking for a BOAT SHOW REVIEW and STILL haven't seen one???????
You guys must have spent the weekend drinkin' Karownass?
I wuz walkin' around da damn Bay Bridge Boat Show dis weekend wid one uh my customers and we went on de 50'-sump'n Jefferson Moto'yacht dat wuz dere. While ah' gots'ta reserve mah' comments about da damn boat we heard da damn funniest doodad ah' have eva' heard mosey on down out uh a boat salesman's moud. He wuz braggin' about sump'n regardin' de hull dat he obviously knowed nodin' about and went on t'describe da damn chiMes t'us . ah' said, "dis boat gots chiMes?". He uh course , mah' looked at me likes ah' had neva' been on some boat befo'e , mah' customa' and ah' quickly left da damn boat laughin' de whole way, mah' customa' ax'ed me if de chimes go off on de hour o' half hour . Too funny. Slap mah fro! , ah' hope ya' dudes appreciate dat as much as ah' dun did. De poo' dude tryin' t'sell de boat wuz tryin' t'be so's waaay coo' too. 'S coo', bro.
Just got to say this, I have heard a mast caller, kind of hard to make him out with all the rest of the rigging crashing in a glassy swell. Schoonertack
Its not just boats. The trend in sales recently has been towards not requiring any knowledge of the product by the sales person. Its a combination of difficulty in finding qualified sales people and the perception by stores that people don't want to pay any extra to deal with a knowledgeable sales person.
Funny boat show comment... 
