Agulhas thats a Aussie beer drinkin clasic - probably one of Slim Dustys if memory serves.
"Moderation" is the name of a hotel (bar)...so that pisstanks can claim they 'drink in moderation'...
They have a clock there with the numerals on the clock face reversed...but the hands travelling in the normal clockwise fashion - the longer you stay the earlier it gets!
If you can sing slim Dusty's "I love to have a beer with Duncan" song that automatically makes you a bonafide Aussie bye default!
Hell - in most towns it'd get you the keys to city hall!
Cricket - well we are doing OK there...but the rugbys another story - darn Kiwi all blacks keep getting up again...
Now Footy - thats one you gotta master to be a real Aussie - when you can get that pointy ball them grid iron folks like to throw, and wearing no padding at all just shorts and a shirt, run 50 yards bouncing the ball, while ducking and weaving thru all the other teams defenders, then line up while still on the run and drop kick the bugger 70 yards straight thru the middle of the goals.......THEN and only then do you get full citizen status!.
Sadly the drop kick is now a lost art with the younguns these days all reverting to the much easier quicker and more reliable drop punt...but the drop kick remains the REAL mark of a true blue aussie football legend.
For those who don't know - the fabled drop kick is where you get that pointy ball, and while at a run pace you "bounce" it down in front of yourself as you time your kick to connect with it just as it bounces back up off the ground about 1 inch.
This imparts a backward spin to the ball, which allows it to travel long low and fast, dead straight for 70 - 80 yards into a headwind.
If you stuff up in the bounce or the timing of the kick, usually it goes anywhere but where you intended.
If you can connect with it when it's still rebounding off the ground you can "drive:" the ball with a rearward spin about it's longuitudinal axis balance point at high velocity at about head height, which is great for placing it onto the chest of your teammate some 50 yards away, who catches (marks) it and is awarded a free kick (usually at goals) for his effort of catching it midair.
This is called a drop stab pass.
Climbing up the shoulders of team mates or opponents alike, is allowed in order to gain height to catch the ball midair.
Anyone says white men can't jump has never seen an Aussie rules footballer make 15 ft elevation bye running and jumping off somone elses shoulders whose already in the process of jumping to catch the ball himself.
If you don't actually "catch the ball mid air" - you get nothin other than the thrill of hitting the ground without padding from 15 feet up...with your head most likely!
Seems to me we should send a Aussie rules exhibition match to the USA just for fun...
Sure would be fun to go to the footy with you all.
Cheers!