Dockside Chat - Obese woman's body fat causes Austrian crematorium to burn down

Aint' that some shit :rofl::rofl::rofl:
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/06/06/obese-woman-body-fat-causes-austrian-crematorium-to-burn-down/#ixzz1x0MFzLVK?test=latestnews

Y'all want fries with that..........?

I put a Pork shoulder on the BBQ grill one time, man you should have ssen that fire! Can't imagine what a 300-400 pounder would do! Sad but funny at the same time.

She sounds fat.

Guess the guy doing the cremation had never cooked a fatty rib-eye on the grill.

How about this:

http://www.readersupportednews.org/off-site-news-section/68-68/4280-study-confirms-that-fox-news-makes-you-stupid

World Public Opinion, a project managed by the Program on International Policy Attitudes at the University of Maryland, conducted a survey (http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/articles/brunitedstatescanadara/671.php?nid=&id=&pnt=671&lb=) of American voters that shows that Fox News viewers are significantly more misinformed than consumers of news from other sources. What’s more, the study shows that greater exposure to Fox News increases misinformation.

In eight of the nine questions below, Fox News placed first in the percentage of those who were misinformed (they placed second in the question on TARP). That’s a pretty high batting average for journalistic fraud. Here is a list of what Fox News viewers believe that just aint so:

91% believe that the stimulus legislation lost jobs.
72% believe that the health reform law will increase the deficit.
72% believe that the economy is getting worse.
60% believe that climate change is not occurring.
49% believe that income taxes have gone up.
63% believe that the stimulus legislation did not include any tax cuts.
56% believe that Obama initiated the GM/Chrysler bailout.
38% believe that most Republicans opposed TARP.
63% believe that Obama was not born in the US (or that it is unclear).

Guess the guy doing the cremation had never cooked a fatty rib-eye on the grill.

How about this:

http://www.readersupportednews.org/off-site-news-section/68-68/4280-study-confirms-that-fox-news-makes-you-stupid

World Public Opinion, a project managed by the Program on International Policy Attitudes at the University of Maryland, conducted a survey (http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/articles/brunitedstatescanadara/671.php?nid=&id=&pnt=671&lb=) of American voters that shows that Fox News viewers are significantly more misinformed than consumers of news from other sources. What’s more, the study shows that greater exposure to Fox News increases misinformation.

In eight of the nine questions below, Fox News placed first in the percentage of those who were misinformed (they placed second in the question on TARP). That’s a pretty high batting average for journalistic fraud. Here is a list of what Fox News viewers believe that just aint so:

91% believe that the stimulus legislation lost jobs.
72% believe that the health reform law will increase the deficit.
72% believe that the economy is getting worse.
60% believe that climate change is not occurring.
49% believe that income taxes have gone up.
63% believe that the stimulus legislation did not include any tax cuts.
56% believe that Obama initiated the GM/Chrysler bailout.
38% believe that most Republicans opposed TARP.
63% believe that Obama was not born in the US (or that it is unclear).




They must not have asked anyone who watches MSNBC what they thought... But I guess that wouldnt be so hard considering MSNBC's 5 or 6 viewers live in their mommys basement.

:roll

They must not have asked anyone who watches MSNBC what they thought... But I guess that wouldnt be so hard considering MSNBC's 5 or 6 occupy their mommys basement.

:roll

FIFY. :thumbsup:

Wow.

Apparently, the crematoriums in America are equipped to easily handle 500 pounders (for good reason)...

Guess the guy doing the cremation had never cooked a fatty rib-eye on the grill.

How about this:

http://www.readersupportednews.org/off-site-news-section/68-68/4280-study-confirms-that-fox-news-makes-you-stupid

World Public Opinion, a project managed by the Program on International Policy Attitudes at the University of Maryland, conducted a survey (http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/articles/brunitedstatescanadara/671.php?nid=&id=&pnt=671&lb=) of American voters that shows that Fox News viewers are significantly more misinformed than consumers of news from other sources. What’s more, the study shows that greater exposure to Fox News increases misinformation.

In eight of the nine questions below, Fox News placed first in the percentage of those who were misinformed (they placed second in the question on TARP). That’s a pretty high batting average for journalistic fraud. Here is a list of what Fox News viewers believe that just aint so:

91% believe that the stimulus legislation lost jobs.
72% believe that the health reform law will increase the deficit.
72% believe that the economy is getting worse.
60% believe that climate change is not occurring.
49% believe that income taxes have gone up.
63% believe that the stimulus legislation did not include any tax cuts.
56% believe that Obama initiated the GM/Chrysler bailout.
38% believe that most Republicans opposed TARP.
63% believe that Obama was not born in the US (or that it is unclear).


Unclejohn, I just go there for the fat fires update. ;?

They must not have asked anyone who watches MSNBC what they thought... But I guess that wouldnt be so hard considering MSNBC's 5 or 6 viewers live in their mommys basement.

:roll

Unless every single person they polled were Fox News viewers, then your hypothesis has no bearing on the results. But then, I'm sure your claim of "they must not have" was probably something you heard on Fox News in the "Factually Proven" segment they run. Right after the "MSNBC viewers live with their mommys" piece.

Smart people actually feel dumber when watching Fox News. How do you feel?

Guess the guy doing the cremation had never cooked a fatty rib-eye on the grill.

How about this:

http://www.readersupportednews.org/off-site-news-section/68-68/4280-study-confirms-that-fox-news-makes-you-stupid

World Public Opinion, a project managed by the Program on International Policy Attitudes at the University of Maryland, conducted a survey (http://www.worldpublicopinion.org/pipa/articles/brunitedstatescanadara/671.php?nid=&id=&pnt=671&lb=) of American voters that shows that Fox News viewers are significantly more misinformed than consumers of news from other sources. What’s more, the study shows that greater exposure to Fox News increases misinformation.


In eight of the nine questions below, Fox News placed first in the percentage of those who were misinformed (they placed second in the question on TARP). That’s a pretty high batting average for journalistic fraud. Here is a list of what Fox News viewers believe that just aint so:

91% believe that the stimulus legislation lost jobs.
72% believe that the health reform law will increase the deficit.
72% believe that the economy is getting worse.
60% believe that climate change is not occurring.
49% believe that income taxes have gone up.
63% believe that the stimulus legislation did not include any tax cuts.
56% believe that Obama initiated the GM/Chrysler bailout.
38% believe that most Republicans opposed TARP.
63% believe that Obama was not born in the US (or that it is unclear).


Leave it to you to attempt a subtle politicization of a thread.

:roll

You also left out these little tidbits from the study:


On the other hand those who voted Democratic were more likely to incorrectly believe that: it was proven to be true that the US Chamber of Commerce was spending large amounts of foreign money to support Republican candidates (voted Democratic 57%, voted Republican 9%); Obama has not increased the level of troops in Afghanistan (51% to 39%); and Democratic legislators did not mostly vote in favor of TARP (56% to 14%).

There were cases with some other news sources as well. Daily consumers of MSNBC and public broadcasting (NPR and PBS) were higher (34 points and 25 points respectively) in believing that it was proven that the US Chamber of Commerce was spending money raised from foreign sources to support Republican candidates. Daily watchers of network TV news broadcasts were 12 points higher in believing that TARP was signed into law by President Obama, and 11 points higher in believing that most Republicans oppose TARP.

Unless every single person they polled were Fox News viewers, then your hypothesis has no bearing on the results. But then, I'm sure your claim of "they must not have" was probably something you heard on Fox News in the "Factually Proven" segment they run. Right after the "MSNBC viewers live with their mommys" piece.

Smart people actually feel dumber when watching Fox News. How do you feel?

I dont watch Fox News. I also take everything any media outlet says with a grain of salt.

Now get back to MSNBC, Mr Ed needs to give you today's liberal talking points!!

:thumbsup:

I dont watch Fox News. I also take everything any media outlet says with a grain of salt.

Now get back to MSNBC, Mr Ed needs to give you today's liberal talking points!!

:thumbsup:

Na, the daily KOS or rudepundit is more his speed.

I put a Pork shoulder on the BBQ grill one time, man you should have ssen that fire! Can't imagine what a 300-400 pounder would do! Sad but funny at the same time.

Needed to cook her low and slow.

She sounds fat.

Sounds tippy.....

Are they mad cause she's fat or cause she burned the place down? I'm ...rollin'... here. Can we bring back the droppin' a deuce thread?