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Can you see this

Yuh tak Bru Closs Bru sheel?

a deer shot me

Drive-by at the barber shop...he was almost finished shaving the back of my neck too!

I am also taller then Steve Martin

get it out Norton!!!! get it out!!!

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Shit! I missed the apple!

Does this arrow make my neck look fat?;?? Seriosly though WTF!!!

Can you see this

Note to self:

Stay the fk off Garett's lawn.

Do a google some russian got shot w/arrow for details

"Glad it wasn't a Rage"

Note to self:

Stay the fk off Garett's lawn.


LMFAO!!!!!:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Sir I'll tell you one more time if you have no inshurance county hospital is across town.

See what I have to put up with Steve. :roll

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

It didn't even knock the glasses off the guys head :rofl::rofl:

Never, ever piss off a nurse..:grin:

Does this arrow make my neck look fat?;?? Seriosly though WTF!!!

LMFAO......thanks for the laugh and the pint of tequila i just spit on my shirt

Lucky escape for Russian man (http://www.wotshappening.com/lucky-escape-for-russian-man-after-he-survives-being-shot-in-the-neck-by-20inch-arrow/)
http://www.wotshappening.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Konstantine-Myakush.jpg

Nice piercing, Dude.....

Note to self:

Stay the fk off Garett's lawn.

that's excellent :thumbsup:

Yuh tak Bru Closs Bru sheel?

and this one didn't get due props - I laughed out loud. Well done, sir. :rofl:

Umm yeah.... I probably shouldn't have told the wife her meatloaf sucks!

You just took one to the jugular man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk9Hgpu0EKA&feature=related

An Ethiopian with a piece of rice caught in his throat....

She's truely a pain in the neck

You call that a piercing??

As soon as we leave the ER, we are stopping by to pick up a few powerball tickets...

It amazing what you have to do sometimes to get your point across.

If I pull it out will you suck the poison?

If I pull it out will you suck the poison?
Dr. say's your gonna die....

Don't worry we'll get the arrow out but its now quite clear he's contracted a terminal case of Dumbasstupidiot, ....I'm sorry.

Don't tell my mom...

Don't tell my mom...
That was pretty much me and my twin brother while growing up. More him than me, he was a crazy bastard. If I had a nickle for all the times I tried to tell him what ever he was gonna try was not a good idea and that he shouldn't, I'd be rich. He was like a perpetual train wreck, you didn't want to watch but you couldn't help yourself. It got to the point I'd tell anybody around hey watch this, but you might want to take a couple steps back first. To this day, coming up on 53, I'm amazed he's still alive.:o

Doctor: "OK sir... the good news is that it went in and out.... and clogged sinuses will not be a problem for your breathing from now on"

Body piercing, Russian style......!!!!

It's nothing.... just a flesh wound.... a mere scratch...................

Doctor: "So.....tell me...exactly why is there an apple glued to your head?"

"it's gonna take twice as much vodka to get buzz now"

I swallowed a toothpick !

Bowties are back in style !

Hey honey... will you help me get this splinter out ?

I didn't know it was loaded !

" I guess I shouldn't have told her I was voting for Scott Brown"

Honestly, I was sure it wasn't loaded.

Upon release from the hospital, Ted Nugent's neighbor contacted his Realtor.