Dockside Chat - If I Win The MegaPowerball I'm Taking 100 of My Best Forum Pals To The Bahamas!

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Schmaltz~Herring
03-28-2012, 04:56 PM
No wifes will be allowed! The bar will be open, Mist-Rest will be in charge of booze and I'll have Triple import some,no make that LOTS of females from Southbeach.


Now If I only win that $500 million! ;cool;


We'll call it The PARTY AT THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!


Qb1rdman
03-28-2012, 04:57 PM
No wifes will be allowed! The bar will be open, Mist-Rest will be in charge of booze and I'll have Triple import some,no make that LOTS of females from Southbeach.


Now If I only win that $500 million! ;cool;

I've always loved you man...best poster ever!;cool;

jebsurf
03-28-2012, 04:58 PM
I can be your new best friend :D


Schmaltz~Herring
03-28-2012, 04:59 PM
I've always loved you man...best poster ever!;cool;


OK, Dude, you're IN! Would that be blond or brunette???

Mr. Paul
03-28-2012, 04:59 PM
I love you man!

Stcatfisherman
03-28-2012, 05:01 PM
I thought it was the Mega Millions?????

Schmaltz~Herring
03-28-2012, 05:01 PM
I love you man!


I'll have to submit your name to the organizing committee. :thumbsup:

jebsurf
03-28-2012, 05:02 PM
OK, Dude, you're IN! Would that be blond or brunette???

BOTH ..........at the same time!

Schmaltz~Herring
03-28-2012, 05:02 PM
I thought it was the Mega Millions?????



Whatever! You SIR are NOT invited! :Q

Mr. Paul
03-28-2012, 05:04 PM
darn wait listed again.

Esuomm1
03-28-2012, 05:10 PM
One of the most important things to do, IMHO, when you win it big is to make some close friends rich too so you can all hang out, enjoy life and not worry about making any more money.

chrismedpga
03-28-2012, 05:12 PM
drawing is on my birthday :pallllllllllllleassssssse!!!!!!!

dannyroche
03-28-2012, 05:19 PM
Bff?

Schmaltz~Herring
03-28-2012, 05:19 PM
One of the most important things to do, IMHO, when you win it big is to make some close friends rich too so you can all hang out, enjoy life and not worry about making any more money.



OK, good point, I'll think about it.






OK I thought about it.















NO! :trout:

Schmaltz~Herring
03-28-2012, 05:21 PM
Cracker is in charge of security so we'll have no vulgariuos behaviour during the consumption of alcohol.

triumphrick
03-28-2012, 05:29 PM
I have admired you as a person, and have never held an attorneys name in vain...

If you PICK ME I would be forever grateful!

miike
03-28-2012, 05:33 PM
I wanna go but I'll have to check with my girlfriend first, and she might want to come too

Esuomm1
03-28-2012, 05:34 PM
I wanna go but I'll have to check with my girlfriend first, and she might want to come too

I'll say it. Post is worthless without pics.

240 LTS
03-28-2012, 05:42 PM
Dave's Blonde wants to go but she told me she doesn't have a thing to wear.
I told her that is exactly the dress code! :thumbsup:
She is to bring her friends.....OK?

miike
03-28-2012, 05:46 PM
You asked for it

auntiepaula
03-28-2012, 06:00 PM
I can bring quite a few single girls in the twenty something age category...maybe 10 or 15 of them if you wish.

240 LTS
03-28-2012, 06:23 PM
I'm sure BSpot could line up a few (dozen)




.

Sprockets
03-28-2012, 06:33 PM
Just be sure to accept it using your Jupiter address and take steps to document your domicile. Skip the GA tax. Just a friendly tip from your local THT wealth management firm owner :grin:.

Disclaimer-not to be construed as an advertisement outside FL & GA.

Qb1rdman
03-28-2012, 06:37 PM
OK, Dude, you're IN! Would that be blond or brunette???


Would it be possible to have a blonde and brunette?....and a redhead?:thumbsup:

Mist-Rest
03-28-2012, 06:59 PM
I'm guessing the chance of me throwing a party with Jack's new money is going to be like an ice cubes chance in hell.:(:(:(


I'm fully honored that I made the grade. :):):)


If there is one thing I do very well is throw a party. :o I'm very good at it with a proven track record. ;)


I'm also a professional at spending OPM*. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:



*Other Peoples Money.

JRS@OBX
03-28-2012, 07:06 PM
Take me and I'll promise to leave my saxophone and my bagpipes at home.

I'll take an Asian girl please. :rofl:

ZIGZAG
03-28-2012, 07:09 PM
Sounds like a good time and good company to boot.

FINNally
03-28-2012, 07:12 PM
The best person in the world is a Traffic Lawyer!

(ask me....he's my best friend)

Boataholic
03-28-2012, 07:17 PM
I think Lawyers are the coolest guys around. I think Georgia is an awesome state. Can I be your friend? :)

Severance
03-28-2012, 07:20 PM
Please, I want to go!! I promise not to give Cracker too much trouble.
Caution with Boataholic, most people from Ohio never go back home once they come south.

davedowneast
03-28-2012, 07:30 PM
Thanks for the potential invite, but......

I'm too old to go, so I'll have to pass. :(

I could go, but you said no GF's and she's the only one that can get me UP for anything these days. :roll

I suppose I could do without her for a couple of days, maybe you could invite her instead? Whatever you do, don't buy her a new pair of jeans, those are my favorite. :grin:

CaptKennyW
03-29-2012, 01:05 AM
You guys just wasted money on those tickets, I already have the winning numbers!!

When I win, im buying Costa Rica. I will be the new El Presidente.

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 03:53 AM
Dave's Blonde wants to go but she told me she doesn't have a thing to wear.
I told her that is exactly the dress code! :thumbsup:
She is to bring her friends.....OK?






OK, you're definitely in as isTriumphrick and Mike. So is auntiepaula as long as her girl friends have no morals and no diseases. :grin:

240 LTS
03-29-2012, 04:20 AM
I'm there!



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Snapper Head
03-29-2012, 06:54 AM
I don't need no stinking invite.

I'm comin' whether you want me to or not.:grin:


Big Al

Because Boat
03-29-2012, 07:02 AM
Oh, you're a lawyer. :nono:
By default we're arch-enemies.

Pierless
03-29-2012, 07:49 AM
Oh, you're a lawyer. :nono:
By default we're arch-enemies.

What if after winning the first thing Schmaltz does is retire. He won't be a lawyer by party time. Does that change things?

Big Al however cannot retire from being Big Al.

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 08:40 AM
Oh, you're a lawyer. :nono:
By default we're arch-enemies.





Geez, you work in Fast Food??? OK, I won't sue if you won't spill that HOT coffee on me. :grin:

Dulcecita Lures
03-29-2012, 09:15 AM
I always imagined that as I stood there on the podium, with that huge check, and some stupid-ass reporter asking me "What are you going to do with all that money?"

Quite simply, my answer would be:

"There's a party at the beach. It starts now and lasts the rest of my life!"

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 10:15 AM
I always imagined that as I stood there on the podium, with that huge check, and some stupid-ass reporter asking me "What are you going to do with all that money?"

Quite simply, my answer would be:

"There's a party at the beach. It starts now and lasts the rest of my life!"






For you I'll throw in a babe with ripped abs! :grin:

Because Boat
03-29-2012, 10:33 AM
Geez, you work in Fast Food??? OK, I won't sue if you won't spill that HOT coffee on me. :grin:

I'm an investigator for Attorney Ethics. I guess I'm indebted to you in some way since I wouldn't exist without you. ;)

Budget
03-29-2012, 10:49 AM
I am the the good friend you never knew you had! I will meet you there!

...please tell us you actually did buy a lottery ticket?!...

Mardi-Gras
03-29-2012, 11:16 AM
Bahamas, thats kind of high rent, why not Costa Rica and double the size of the party?

Probably get a hell of a deal with priority one jets

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 11:17 AM
I'm an investigator for Attorney Ethics. I guess I'm indebted to you in some way since I wouldn't exist without you. ;)





You sir are only invited if I can get the pics of you and that southbeach gal together in the hottub. :grin:

HOTSPOT
03-29-2012, 11:22 AM
Schmaltz..you complete me......

240 LTS
03-29-2012, 11:27 AM
Schmaltz....you had me at, "If I Win The MegaPowerball I'm Taking 100 of My Best Forum Pals To The Bahamas!"


:grin: :thumbsup:

240 LTS
03-29-2012, 11:33 AM
For you I'll throw in a babe with ripped abs! :grin:

I've already arranged it!
She's in! :thumbsup:

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 11:35 AM
I am the the good friend you never knew you had! I will meet you there!

...please tell us you actually did buy a lottery ticket?!...



For being such a doubting Thomas your invitation has been rescinded. :Q

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r301/trafficlawyer/DSCN0279.jpg

Because Boat
03-29-2012, 11:53 AM
You sir are only invited if I can get the pics of you and that southbeach gal together in the hottub. :grin:

Well then, I'll see you all when you get back. ;cool;

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 11:59 AM
Well then, I'll see you all when you get back. ;cool;





You'd rather 'work' in the PA bar rather than play in the Bimini bar? ;?

Because Boat
03-29-2012, 12:00 PM
You'd rather 'work' in the PA bar rather than play in the Bimini bar? ;?

I'd rather my wife not beat the shit out of me.

Snapper Head
03-29-2012, 12:10 PM
I'd rather my wife not beat the shit out of me.

That's pretty much a trump card.:grin:


Big Al

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 12:11 PM
That's pretty much a trump card.:grin:


Big Al




Must be a newlywed without a prenup.:grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:: grin::grin:

Cakilack
03-29-2012, 12:27 PM
Schmaltz I will be the "newbie" you would want in your corner. I make one hell of a bouncer, and your parties would certainly need security!

Snapper Head
03-29-2012, 12:28 PM
Schmaltz I will be the "newbie" you would want in your corner. I make one hell of a bouncer, and your parties would certainly need security!

No security required.


We're ALL armed.



Big Al

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 12:30 PM
No security required.


We're ALL armed.





Big Al


Geez, I forgot, you're right, Meet our new 'Head' of security.

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/lorddread/gungirl14.jpg

outlaw gunner
03-29-2012, 12:36 PM
every party needs that crazy redneck, so i will volunteer myself:grin:

Dulcecita Lures
03-29-2012, 01:14 PM
I've already arranged it!
She's in! :thumbsup:

My next ex-wife is gonna be really pissed you posted her pic here! :rofl:

nat
03-29-2012, 01:17 PM
I can volunteer to represent LA.....Lower Alabama

What wife ?

Cakilack
03-29-2012, 01:26 PM
In that case I can just operate the music!

notgottaboatyet
03-29-2012, 02:53 PM
Have I made the double digits? Fk it I'll take last.

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 03:20 PM
I still have 38 slots available, better start begging, groveling and whining before the drawing tommorrow, after I win it's TOO LATE!!!!! :)

vertigo
03-29-2012, 03:26 PM
You are soo Cool ;cool; Can I be your friend too ;? I am sure that I can find a few attractive married, err umm half single 1 drink away from being a les women if you so choose.:grin:

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 03:30 PM
You are soo Cool ;cool; Can I be your friend too ;? I am sure that I can find a few attractive married, err umm half single 1 drink away from being a les women if you so choose.:grin:



Bring 3 swedish blond leswomen, between 4'9" and 5' 6" and weighing less than 117 lbs. and you're IN TO PARTY!:)

ladyjane
03-29-2012, 03:43 PM
Did you invite menzes

Schmaltz~Herring
03-29-2012, 03:44 PM
Did you invite menzes


What do you think? :trout:

Boatless33
03-29-2012, 04:22 PM
Permission to come aboard?

My resume:
Professional college student
Have more than a few college age, hot, single, female friends that love the Bahamas.
Have the ability to find hot, single, college age females once in the Bahamas

auntiepaula
03-29-2012, 05:16 PM
All college aged women that accompany me will be sex starved and scantly clad....guaranteed. I can bring a minimum of 15 and absolutely NO fat ones.

vertigo
03-29-2012, 06:28 PM
Bring 3 swedish blond leswomen, between 4'9" and 5' 6" and weighing less than 117 lbs. and you're IN TO PARTY!:)
It's a done deal.
I hope a mediocre accent will do.;?
Is the height requirement with or without heel's?

Mardi-Gras
03-29-2012, 06:46 PM
I will offer Reciprocity Rights in case I have the correct ticket.....

The reciprocity is only valid for the OP and 10 of his guests.

fldmax
03-29-2012, 07:57 PM
Can I have permission to attend the biggest party of your life? I have nothing to offer but friendship, Well I do have the ability to hand you a drink of your choice or ensure that the girls deliver the drinks to you. I would hate for the master of ceremonies to get his own drinks.

CaptKennyW
03-29-2012, 08:04 PM
so beautiful photo, so cool, amazing:http://x.vu/242600



:spammer::spammer::spammer::spammer::spammer::spam mer::spammer:

It seems like they have been invading lately... :mad::mad:

Mr. Paul
03-29-2012, 08:13 PM
:spammer::spammer::spammer::spammer::spammer::spam mer::spammer:

It seems like they have been invading lately... :mad::mad:

I think google with its web crawlers and the "earn millions" working from home crowd has something to do with the spam.

Now back on topic. Do you know that kid that was always picked last when there was any sport or activity? Well I am one of those. I am tired of being the kid who stands in the outfield with a baseball glove on my head because I was the last one picked and had to prove them correct. I am in the twilight of my life and just once I would like to be picked. I don't have anything to ad such has a hot babe or a cool pair of white sunglasses. But I can get along in a large crowd and have some amazing stories to tell. OK I am freaking begging here to get off the wait list. Please don't let me die knowing I will forever be the last one picked!!

CaptKennyW
03-29-2012, 08:59 PM
I was picked on more than Mr Paul, pick me first!!

:grin::grin:

KismetLRC
03-29-2012, 10:32 PM
I can supply all the koozies and t-shirts for the event.

Schmaltz Party of a Lifetime!
By Invitation Only!

Well, maybe all that won't fit on the t-shirt, but we'll find an appropriate phrase!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/OBXTucker/dfef29b1.jpg

240 LTS
03-30-2012, 03:53 AM
I think google with its web crawlers and the "earn millions" working from home crowd has something to do with the spam.

Now back on topic. Do you know that kid that was always picked last when there was any sport or activity? Well I am one of those. I am tired of being the kid who stands in the outfield with a baseball glove on my head because I was the last one picked and had to prove them correct. I am in the twilight of my life and just once I would like to be picked. I don't have anything to ad such has a hot babe or a cool pair of white sunglasses. But I can get along in a large crowd and have some amazing stories to tell. OK I am freaking begging here to get off the wait list. Please don't let me die knowing I will forever be the last one picked!!

:thumbsup:



.

240 LTS
03-30-2012, 03:55 AM
ya'll need a passport and if you don't already have it, it is too late to get one before the trip.


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Schmaltz~Herring
03-30-2012, 05:18 AM
I can supply all the koozies and t-shirts for the event.

Schmaltz Party of a Lifetime!
By Invitation Only!

Well, maybe all that won't fit on the t-shirt, but we'll find an appropriate phrase!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a148/OBXTucker/dfef29b1.jpg



You and your sister are defintely INVITED!!!!!!! :)

Budget
03-30-2012, 06:05 AM
absolutely NO fat ones.
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

Snapper Head
03-30-2012, 06:07 AM
I will offer Reciprocity Rights in case I have the correct ticket.....

The reciprocity is only valid for the OP and 10 of his guests.

Like I said - I'm showing up regardless of invitation.:grin:


Big Al

Ifishalot
03-30-2012, 09:30 AM
Breaking news:

Mega-Millions now estimated at $640 Million!

In other breaking news.... I have the winning ticket. :grin:

240 LTS
03-30-2012, 11:19 AM
Breaking news:

Mega-Millions now estimated at $640 Million!

In other breaking news.... I have the winning ticket. :grin:

This just in, "A man that goes by the name "Ifishalot" on a fishing/boating forum on the internet world wide web, announced he had the winning Powerball lottery ticket this afternoon and no one has seen him since the announcement" ;cool;

In other news, there was a group of plane tickets sold to a "Schmaltz Herring" this afternoon, 100 tickets to be exact. He was a shady looking character and "had a fishy smelling breath, but seemed very happy" the ticket seller told reporters."

Film at 11.
"Back to you Jim........" ;cool;


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aln
03-30-2012, 01:00 PM
If I win, I'm going to buy solar power and electric cars for all my friends.

Schmaltz~Herring
03-30-2012, 01:03 PM
If I win, I'm going to buy solar power and electric cars for all my friends.






Than you Sir, should stay in the Bilge with the rest of your lib-tard friends. :bashhh:


I on the other hand would be buying Sierra Crew Cab Dually's with Duramax's and Allison's.

HOTSPOT
03-30-2012, 01:04 PM
If I win, I'll show you what a lottery damn winner looks like in a month or so.....I'll buy a yacht, some blow, couple cases of Scotch and 20 or 30 whores.....I'll be a tired, sea sick under fed over f&cked happy damn lottery winner......Credit Jay Hickman rip

Schmaltz~Herring
03-30-2012, 01:32 PM
If I win, I'll show you what a lottery damn winner looks like in a month or so.....I'll buy a yacht, some blow, couple cases of Scotch and 20 or 30 whores.....I'll be a tired, sea sick under fed over f&cked happy damn lottery winner......Credit Jay Hickman rip



Have you been cured yet??? I mean with that personal health issue?

Tireless
03-30-2012, 01:53 PM
Since I already know I won, I hope y'all have happy lives....after 11pm nobody will hear from me again.

aln
03-30-2012, 01:58 PM
Than you Sir, should stay in the Bilge with the rest of your lib-tard friends. :bashhh:


I on the other hand would be buying Sierra Crew Cab Dually's with Duramax's and Allison's.

Who asked you?

davedowneast
03-30-2012, 02:34 PM
I would be buying Sierra Crew Cab Dually's with Duramax's and Allison's.

If I stay home, may I have one of the pickups?

Does it help that I'm related to the Governor of GA (the one that signed the Declaration of Independence)? :roll

vertigo
03-30-2012, 04:48 PM
Who asked you?
It's his post.


Than you Sir, should stay in the Bilge with the rest of your lib-tard friends. :bashhh:


I on the other hand would be buying Sierra Crew Cab Dually's with Duramax's and Allison's.

Not to be greedy or anything but can you make mine a Ford rather than GMC, seeing as we are now good buddies and all.:grin:

Severance
03-30-2012, 05:55 PM
Again, I really want to go but my best friend has to go to. I'm sure she want mess things up. She doesn't take much luggage..;cool;

Mr. Paul
03-31-2012, 02:03 AM
Well enough of this suck up shit dude you lost. I really did not want to go. Yesterdays news.:)

ladyjane
03-31-2012, 05:50 AM
Like I said - I'm showing up regardless of invitation.:grin:


Big AlI was thinking the same thing but too late now!

Schmaltz~Herring
03-31-2012, 06:56 AM
I was thinking the same thing but too late now!



Just remember, there's always NEXT WEEKS DRAWING!!!!!! :)

Severance
03-31-2012, 07:22 AM
My guess is that you just loss all those new potential friends unless you purchased your ticket in one of the three states that winnning tickets were sold in. May be worth your time to write an appology letter for building everyones hopes up.!!!!!!;?:grin::grin:

Fish On 3488
03-31-2012, 08:29 AM
You asked for it

She can come, you cant :rofl:

magua
03-31-2012, 01:14 PM
She can come, you cant :rofl:

dhat's a good one !

ladyjane
03-31-2012, 07:00 PM
The best winner is the one that holds there health!

Mist-Rest
03-31-2012, 07:32 PM
Just remember, there's always NEXT WEEKS DRAWING!!!!!! :)


Nothing worse than a "buddy" who only likes you when you have money.


I'm still the drink master for the next party and I don't need a bunch of fake friends to prove it. :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:

miike
03-31-2012, 10:12 PM
She can come, you cant :rofl:

I've already packed my bags,

you live in Maryland right Schmaltz?

georgito1
03-31-2012, 10:37 PM
She can come, you cant :rofl:

That really was the best comment! Love it!

georgito1
03-31-2012, 10:44 PM
Aln,

Good Idea on solar panels for friends, no power bills for eternity fine.

But who wants to drive around in the electric cars available today? they just aren't very cool nice thought though, keep playing!



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