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Gator56
03-21-2012, 02:39 PM
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. Its very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
:grin: :thumbsup:


saltwaters
03-21-2012, 03:55 PM
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. Its very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
:grin: :thumbsup:


That's for sure.

On a related note, I knew a guy in AK with three ex-wives. He said he didn't mind having three ex-wives. What he didn't like was they knew each other.

alligatorgar
03-21-2012, 04:09 PM
1 Marry the homely woman that is a librarian in public and a whore in bed.
2 Only hang with couples where the woman is not hotter than your wife and avoid checking out fine women, dont dwell.
3 Treat your wife like you would like your daughters husband to treat the daughter.
4 Dont sweat the small stuff, money, traffic, broken hot water heater, dog tracking in mud.
5 Avoid porn but if you have to look pick all the granny sites and fat sites only, never look at women that are fine. Keep lust for others out of your marriage and your mind.


Outrage20
03-22-2012, 10:03 AM
5 Avoid porn but if you have to look pick all the granny sites and fat sites only, never look at women that are fine. Keep lust for others out of your marriage and your mind.

alligatorgar,

I think you're nuts ;)

HANGEYE
03-25-2012, 08:22 AM
I found the perfect woman
no man could ask for more
she's deaf and blind
and over sexed
and owns a liquor store.

triumphrick
03-25-2012, 11:35 AM
5 Avoid porn but if you have to look pick all the granny sites and fat sites only, never look at women that are fine.


WTF is a granny site?? and why the hell would I want to look at naked grannies?????:trout:

SeaJay
03-26-2012, 10:12 AM
1 Marry the homely woman that is a librarian in public and a whore in bed.
2 Only hang with couples where the woman is not hotter than your wife and avoid checking out fine women, dont dwell.
3 Treat your wife like you would like your daughters husband to treat the daughter.
4 Dont sweat the small stuff, money, traffic, broken hot water heater, dog tracking in mud.
5 Avoid porn but if you have to look pick all the granny sites and fat sites only, never look at women that are fine. Keep lust for others out of your marriage and your mind.

Is your real name, per chance, Tim Tebow?



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