Dockside Chat - Odd place to hide a bottle... Only in Florida

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bumster
03-21-2012, 08:33 AM
There are days when I read stuff in the paper and even I have a hard time believing it.
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/03/woman_hid_urinefilled_vodka_bo.html


BCMk31
03-21-2012, 08:38 AM
A for effort, F for execution!

john1sr
03-21-2012, 08:48 AM
WOW. theres a keeper.


nate.
03-21-2012, 08:54 AM
"However, the pee inside the vodka bottle failed the test, which led to her arrest."




doh!

JF Coastal
03-21-2012, 08:58 AM
Hilarious...

Now did her friend not realize.... that the Pee was contaminated.. ..??

Or was it a setup.. to lock her up... :)

JCC123
03-21-2012, 08:59 AM
By the looks of her face she has probably hit the crack pipe once or twice also.

Is it wrong to be aroused by the "scan"? ;)

nate.
03-21-2012, 09:00 AM
Is it wrong to be aroused by the "scan"? ;)

i sure hope not.

bumster
03-21-2012, 09:09 AM
By the looks of her face she has probably hit the crack pipe once or twice also.

Is it wrong to be aroused by the "scan"? ;)

Then I post here and realize its just easier to believe than to question

jpdeg
03-21-2012, 09:22 AM
Note to self - when getting someone else's pee for a drug test, make sure they don't smoke weed.

Eyeball
03-21-2012, 09:27 AM
I am not sure I am comfortable with the idea of a "body scan", and I sure as hell wouldn't be comfortable with a govt agency distribution pix of that scan, as they did with this woman.

From the newspaper article the OP linked to:

http://www.thehulltruth.com/members/eyeball-albums-junk-picture58599-scan-detail-invert.jpg

Because Boat
03-21-2012, 09:33 AM
I am not sure I am comfortable with the idea of a "body scan", and I sure as hell wouldn't be comfortable with a govt agency distribution pix of that scan, as they did with this woman.

From the newspaper article the OP linked to:

http://www.thehulltruth.com/members/eyeball-albums-junk-picture58599-scan-detail-invert.jpg

And you can clearly see her labia. :rofl:

Bugbuster
03-21-2012, 09:43 AM
You know you're in a world of shit when no one you know has clean piss.

yarcraft91
03-21-2012, 09:47 AM
Say "NO" to crack..... at least that one...

slickster
03-21-2012, 10:01 AM
Not crack....she's a meth user..."picker" for sure...

D.Lew
03-21-2012, 10:05 AM
anyone see the comment about the vagina martini? May have to try one of those, just not hers.

WildSideFL
03-21-2012, 10:09 AM
You know you're in a world of shit when no one you know has clean piss.

Even better would be to find out she didn't rinse the bottle and failed for alcohol...

Onewolf
03-21-2012, 10:11 AM
Was it a 1.75l bottle?

cedarholm
03-21-2012, 10:32 AM
I am not sure I am comfortable with the idea of a "body scan", and I sure as hell wouldn't be comfortable with a govt agency distribution pix of that scan, as they did with this woman.

From the newspaper article the OP linked to:

http://www.thehulltruth.com/members/eyeball-albums-junk-picture58599-scan-detail-invert.jpg

Looks like she has a 'Deviated Smirnoff'.

proveick
03-21-2012, 10:50 AM
Meth tweeker.

nate.
03-21-2012, 11:03 AM
Looks like she has a 'Deviated Smirnoff'.

and a muffin top.

scboatman
03-21-2012, 02:28 PM
Comment below photo:

are you sure she wasn't trying to fix some guy a VAGINA MARTINI

Posted by: ron wilson | March 21, 2012 11:17 AM


:rofl:

Gator56
03-21-2012, 03:54 PM
Too bad she went down this road you can see she's a heavy meth user with all those sores on her face and she had such a nice tight bone structure ======D

bumster
03-21-2012, 04:05 PM
When you start inserting bottles in the vajaja the word tight is no longer applicable



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