Dockside Chat - Odd place to hide a bottle... Only in Florida

There are days when I read stuff in the paper and even I have a hard time believing it.
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2012/03/woman_hid_urinefilled_vodka_bo.html

A for effort, F for execution!

WOW. theres a keeper.

"However, the pee inside the vodka bottle failed the test, which led to her arrest."




doh!

Hilarious...

Now did her friend not realize.... that the Pee was contaminated.. ..??

Or was it a setup.. to lock her up... :)

By the looks of her face she has probably hit the crack pipe once or twice also.

Is it wrong to be aroused by the "scan"? ;)

Is it wrong to be aroused by the "scan"? ;)

i sure hope not.

By the looks of her face she has probably hit the crack pipe once or twice also.

Is it wrong to be aroused by the "scan"? ;)

Then I post here and realize its just easier to believe than to question

Note to self - when getting someone else's pee for a drug test, make sure they don't smoke weed.

I am not sure I am comfortable with the idea of a "body scan", and I sure as hell wouldn't be comfortable with a govt agency distribution pix of that scan, as they did with this woman.

From the newspaper article the OP linked to:

http://www.thehulltruth.com/members/eyeball-albums-junk-picture58599-scan-detail-invert.jpg

I am not sure I am comfortable with the idea of a "body scan", and I sure as hell wouldn't be comfortable with a govt agency distribution pix of that scan, as they did with this woman.

From the newspaper article the OP linked to:

http://www.thehulltruth.com/members/eyeball-albums-junk-picture58599-scan-detail-invert.jpg

And you can clearly see her labia. :rofl:

You know you're in a world of shit when no one you know has clean piss.

Say "NO" to crack..... at least that one...

Not crack....she's a meth user..."picker" for sure...

anyone see the comment about the vagina martini? May have to try one of those, just not hers.

You know you're in a world of shit when no one you know has clean piss.

Even better would be to find out she didn't rinse the bottle and failed for alcohol...

Was it a 1.75l bottle?

I am not sure I am comfortable with the idea of a "body scan", and I sure as hell wouldn't be comfortable with a govt agency distribution pix of that scan, as they did with this woman.

From the newspaper article the OP linked to:

http://www.thehulltruth.com/members/eyeball-albums-junk-picture58599-scan-detail-invert.jpg

Looks like she has a 'Deviated Smirnoff'.

Meth tweeker.

Looks like she has a 'Deviated Smirnoff'.

and a muffin top.

Comment below photo:

are you sure she wasn't trying to fix some guy a VAGINA MARTINI

Posted by: ron wilson | March 21, 2012 11:17 AM


:rofl:

Too bad she went down this road you can see she's a heavy meth user with all those sores on her face and she had such a nice tight bone structure ======D

When you start inserting bottles in the vajaja the word tight is no longer applicable