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Frank007
04-04-2008, 05:47 PM
At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husband's marriage seminar. At a session, last week, the Priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few, minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've a-tried to treat-a her nice, spend the money on her, but best is that I took-a her to Italy for the 20th anniversary!"
The Priest responded, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary."
Luigi proudly replied, "I'm a-gonna go to get her."


tommyr904
04-04-2008, 06:48 PM
:grin:

Menzies
04-04-2008, 07:09 PM
Another version...

So the priest says that really knowing one another and being nice to one another is the secret to a long marriage.

Then he tells the room that he will show them it is true. He asks Luigi "What is your wifes favorite flower"

Luigi answers "It's Pillsbury, definately Pillsbury!"


04-05-2008, 12:01 PM
THE REAL VERSION....

The priest says "please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th Anniverasy"
Luigi proudly replied..."I'm a - gonna pull the plug!" :grin:



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