Dockside Chat - Learning to Cuss

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04-03-2008, 09:32 AM
One morning a 6 year-old boy and his brother of 4 were in their bedroom before breakfast. The older brother said, "You know, I think it's time we start cussing. I have an idea--when we go down for breakfast, I will say hell and you say damn." The younger brother nodded in agreement, and so they started down the stairs.
When they got to the kitchen and sat at the table, the mother asked the older son what he wanted for breakfast.
"Aw, hell, mom..." he replied, "just give me some cheerios." He went flying off his chair as she smacked him, got on his feet and ran upstairs with his mother in hot pursuit, spanking his backside as he went. After giving him another whipping once he got to his room, she came back downstairs.
Once there, she looked at the younger son and said, "And what do YOU want for breakfast?"
He replied, "Gosh mom, you can give me anything but those damn cheerios!!"

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